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ok. its been a mad couple of weeks involving women and christmas. mainly women. yes, very much involving women. i also had a nasty cold and the stress coupled with the illness made me lose my apetite, so i didn't eat much.
the trouble is, i think i've broken myself. in five days i have eaten 10 bananas. thats it. and all i want for lunch is a banana.
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lysdexic
must be universal dude..
lots of ppl i know, myself included, are in the same boat.
we're going to have to start throwing people overboard soon.
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tooth
Go easy on the 'nanas. You don't want to end up like Peter Andre. Too many bananas gave him potassium poisoning, landing him in hospital for a few weeks and ending his musical career. He recovered but it left him with an appetite for crude, large-breasted slags.
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Unknownforce
lol @ tooth
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theflame
lol @ slags
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race4prize
lol @ crude
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Artsigreg
dude the bannana things is strange. You need some something of substance. How about a
full meal. Your not a f-ing monkey man. lol.
After 5 days and still craving a bannana thats crazy, maybe you were a monkey in your former life?
Im looking forward to xmass day. My family gets together at my parents house and eats Prime rib( im trying to make u hungry),
not exactly a bannana but its good, lol. Happy holidays, eat better and forget the ladies, they love the
"I don't care too much" attitude anyway, don't give it much thought.
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fakeBlooper
thinly sliced prime rib formed into a banana shaped patty = cured
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Unknownforce
How about a banana, melon and honey smoothie for those extra vitamins
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ignatius
whiskey and a cheeseburger.
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electrodan
Yea dont get addicted to the nanners, its rough. Those opium addicts? pft. Nanners are teh hardcore.
Are you vegetarian? if not... you need nice juicy strip with some red wine and taters, buttered bread and cheesecake for desert. Sure-fire one-shot cure all for the xmas/slag blues.
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race4prize
thats it, im gonna try to eat something massive. here's hoping.
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Otterfan
I was doing three bananas a day for a while, but I've cut back to two.
As for potassium poisoning, you need to either:
a) be taking potassium shots, or
b) not have kidneys
in order for it to be a problem.
If anyone has a copy of the August 1969 issue of Deutsche Medizinische Wochenschrift, there's a great article on suicide by consumption of bananas. I'd provide more details, but it's all too heartbreaking.
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race4prize
thats a shame, i have july and september but not august!
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Otterfan
Life is cruel.
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Artsigreg
Whats your favorite food? Think of your favorite food and then go, go eat
the dern thing. I love seafood, steak, beef jerky, sweedish fish, potatoe skins, tacos, cheese, my mothers chicken soup, scallops wrapped in bacon, man im getting hungry.
It's true tho, sstress does make u not want to eat or do anything. Sometimes i wont eat breakfast lunch or dinner
and find its almost midnight and i havent eaten a thing!!!! We have to take time for ourselves, breakfast they
say is the most important meal, i usually miss it, its not good. Whats your favorite foods? Let's start talking about
it and i bet eventually you will start to crave it.
I'll be praying 4 u.
Imagine theres a race for a prize and the prize is a real f'ing meal dude.
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