worried for my life.
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Author: race4prize on December 22 2006
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--> ok. its been a mad couple of weeks involving women and christmas. mainly women. yes, very much involving women. i also had a nasty cold and the stress coupled with the illness made me lose my apetite, so i didn't eat much.

the trouble is, i think i've broken myself. in five days i have eaten 10 bananas. thats it. and all i want for lunch is a banana.
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must be universal dude..

lots of ppl i know, myself included, are in the same boat.

we're going to have to start throwing people overboard soon.

Go easy on the 'nanas. You don't want to end up like Peter Andre. Too many bananas gave him potassium poisoning, landing him in hospital for a few weeks and ending his musical career. He recovered but it left him with an appetite for crude, large-breasted slags.

lol @ tooth

lol @ slags

lol @ crude

dude the bannana things is strange. You need some something of substance. How about a
full meal. Your not a f-ing monkey man. lol.
After 5 days and still craving a bannana thats crazy, maybe you were a monkey in your former life?
Im looking forward to xmass day. My family gets together at my parents house and eats Prime rib( im trying to make u hungry),
not exactly a bannana but its good, lol. Happy holidays, eat better and forget the ladies, they love the
"I don't care too much" attitude anyway, don't give it much thought.

thinly sliced prime rib formed into a banana shaped patty = cured

How about a banana, melon and honey smoothie for those extra vitamins
whiskey and a cheeseburger.

Yea dont get addicted to the nanners, its rough. Those opium addicts? pft. Nanners are teh hardcore.
Are you vegetarian? if not... you need nice juicy strip with some red wine and taters, buttered bread and cheesecake for desert. Sure-fire one-shot cure all for the xmas/slag blues.

thats it, im gonna try to eat something massive. here's hoping.

I was doing three bananas a day for a while, but I've cut back to two.

As for potassium poisoning, you need to either:

a) be taking potassium shots, or
b) not have kidneys

in order for it to be a problem.

If anyone has a copy of the August 1969 issue of Deutsche Medizinische Wochenschrift, there's a great article on suicide by consumption of bananas. I'd provide more details, but it's all too heartbreaking.
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thats a shame, i have july and september but not august!

Life is cruel.
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Whats your favorite food? Think of your favorite food and then go, go eat
the dern thing. I love seafood, steak, beef jerky, sweedish fish, potatoe skins, tacos, cheese, my mothers chicken soup, scallops wrapped in bacon, man im getting hungry.

It's true tho, sstress does make u not want to eat or do anything. Sometimes i wont eat breakfast lunch or dinner
and find its almost midnight and i havent eaten a thing!!!! We have to take time for ourselves, breakfast they
say is the most important meal, i usually miss it, its not good. Whats your favorite foods? Let's start talking about
it and i bet eventually you will start to crave it.
I'll be praying 4 u.

Imagine theres a race for a prize and the prize is a real f'ing meal dude.

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