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Author: nagrom on December 27 2006
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I can buy porn.
I can buy cigarettes.
I can check myself into the ER.
I can check myself out of school.
I can drive with people in my car (when I get a license).
I can look at porn sites without feeling guilty (um...).
I can leave home.
I can do cool stuff with money.
I can drink in Quebec.
I can go to jail.
I can be drafted.
I can join the military.
I can get married
Others...?
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jdg
u can be sent to a real jail.
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astroid
you can check yourself into the emergency room after driving to quebec for a night of drinking, buying a fleshlight, and injuring yourself by jerking off wrong!
and nobody will ever know.
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p
accept, of course those working @ the e.r. but they've always seen worse.
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p
oh and cogratulations. and If you're like me adulthood is only about 50 yrs away 
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quip
congrats. can you now join the army without parental consent, awesome!
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room
nice one skip
you've grown up on em411 and one day you will rule all of electronic music
i am quite sure of it
edited: Dec 27 2006
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room
p.s. pics or stfu 
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autistici
happy birthday nagrom > autistici
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room
should'nt that be skiptracer====>18 ?
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nagrom
room said: "should'nt that be skiptracer====>18 ?"
I seriously considered writing that.
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nagrom
room said: "pics or stfu"
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Tenine
Congratulations, you know, some people don't live this long!
Happy Birthday 
I'll be 20 in March and I already feel middle-aged...
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Zanf
jdg said: "u can be sent to a real jail."
but you can still get fucked by a horse in Seattle and not goto jail.. just hospital and then the morgue.
happy birthday Morgan.
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mux
quote from a friend:
"a wise old transexual once told me that if you haven't grown up by 40, you don't have to."
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j_chot
you're just NOW 18? damn son, you young.
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