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everamzah's advice column
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mnkvolcno: brb.. gonna go say good night to my gf
[12:15am] everamzah: ohhh, TYT!!
[12:16am] everamzah: love her LONG TIME
[12:16am] everamzah: do GOOD WORK
[12:16am] everamzah: trust me
[12:16am] everamzah: TRUUUST ME
[12:16am] everamzah: pounce monk
[12:16am] everamzah: pounce
[12:20am] everamzah: you better be pouncing
[12:20am] everamzah: god damn it monk if u come back and u didn't pounce
[12:20am] everamzah: u better have a good excuse
[12:20am] everamzah: in fact, if u get back and u read this
[12:20am] sprouts joined the chat room.
[12:20am] everamzah: and u haven't pounced
[12:20am] everamzah: i want you to go BACK
[12:20am] everamzah: to her room
[12:20am] everamzah: and DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME
[12:20am] everamzah: i lost the best girl of my life
[12:21am] everamzah: because i didn't fuck her enuff
[12:21am] everamzah: it's IMPORTANT to fuck a lot
[12:21am] everamzah: ...
[12:21am] everamzah: just so u know
[12:21am] everamzah: hi sprouts
[12:21am] sprouts: ok, fuck chicks alot?
[12:21am] everamzah: the megsican. i love her very much, and we would have been a lot better off if i'd just fucked her more often
[12:22am] sprouts: too much cpfee to sleep
[12:22am] sprouts: wow, i didnt know that relationships were based that much off of sex
[12:23am] everamzah: neither did i
[12:23am] everamzah: it's an important aspect for some couples
[12:23am] everamzah: not all, but...
[12:23am] everamzah: for us it was
[12:23am] everamzah: well, i was always high u see
[12:23am] everamzah: mopey
[12:23am] everamzah: she wanted affection
[12:23am] everamzah: and not just a nice peck on the cheek on occasion
[12:23am] everamzah: NOW?
[12:24am] everamzah: now that i don't smoke, fuck... my libido is thru the fucking roof
[12:24am] everamzah: but that's another story | |
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03/08/07
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energygiant
hhHHHhhahahahahah
03/08/07
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energygiant
i think the best advice given is between 12:16 an 12:20
03/08/07
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monkvolcano
yea.. it gets kind of sad at 12:21.
03/08/07
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hecanjog
lolz- this is the brilliance quixits are made of ;-)
03/08/07
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everamzah
haha ok i approve this blog... it's golden... folks, this is sage advice. get tehm cocks roaring
03/08/07
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dynamo
fuck yeah! ;)
03/08/07
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dach
This is the precise reason this shit should be on IRC; and not plastered over the front page of the site. Please, please keep such irrelevant crap in the appropriate place.
03/08/07
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everamzah
i dunno, i'd tag it insightful myself
03/08/07
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Tenine
LOL @ Hi Sprouts
03/08/07
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EsromCole
EVER, your a nutter. Enjoy!
03/09/07
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monkvolcano
mnkvolcno: i'm tempted to add this to my little blog
[01:33am] everamzah: it's kinda wierd
[01:33am] everamzah: hahahha
[01:33am] everamzah: no don't
[01:33am] everamzah: don't
[01:33am] everamzah: HAHAHA
what happens in irc, stays in irc.
03/09/07
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papergoose
he's right, you know.
03/10/07
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everamzah
no i don't know. because your statement is out of context. if you a) mean dach is right, than i would respond that while dach may be "right," this junk is avoidable by not reading it and also that some people tihnk it's funny. also this blog had an interesting effect on my life outside of em411, and even outside the internet. BUT if b) u mean, monkvolcano is right... well than i can ONLY respond by saying: WUUUUUT????
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