snacking gone wrong
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Author: MatthewCosta on May 03 2007
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--> hello.
i just consumed:
A can of peaches
a pound of cheese
4 jello servings
a bowl of oatmeal

i am sick and dont know what to do
please. help.
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ipecac?

A pound of cheese?

Dang!

finger in throat? no really. drink some water and chill out.

i've watched my girlfriend eat cupcakes, pickles (those little crunchy ones), edamame, meatballs (chicken teriyaki ones) with white wine. she has an iron stomach.

to top it off, i drank all the sugary juice left behind from the peaches..

I have to say that I LOLed at the title of this blog.

"So delicious, but so wrong."

Roshi said: ""So delicious, but so wrong.""


isn't that what john waters said about Mcauley Culkin?

LOL!

But, No.

Your snacking habits are fine, except the pound of cheese, that's scary.
eat a bar of chocholate exlax that should help....

you should swallow some visine drops, that will cause the most violent ejection of intestinal contents.

It is a vile trick to play on say... my dad.

but in your case it may eject your staggering pound of cheese out of your ass like a cannon which IMO would be both a sight to see and an opportunity to see the ejection potential of a pressure loaded sphincter. It would be an informative day dont you agree?
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damn, the cheese is really gonna hurt you the most. hope you're not lactose intolerant or else you in for one hellava night

U drank the juice from the peaches too...
Thats just plain wrong dawg.

i got a vote for the water. that and dont ever do that crazy shite again mang.

i once ate an entire turkey loaf

sorry to laugh but hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've read in ages. With all that cheese in you, I hope you get that fibre helps

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