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About 10 min ago a bird flew down my chimeney and into the living room
i spent 5 min chasing it with a towel. i didnt even realize i was destroying
the room. Finally i caught it in the towel and threw it out side. the stupid
thing had no respect for humans.
there is no way that after that whole scuffle it didnt shit somewere
im still searching....
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05/23/07
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mulletballet
LOL. Have you looked in the mirror?
05/23/07
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Otterfan
I had a flying squirrel stuck in my house once.
It was so hilarious we let it stay for a few hours.
05/23/07
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MatthewCosta
hahahaha i really did mulletballet
cause when i was a little kid a bird
dumped on my shoulder and i didnt know
05/23/07
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electrodan
I thought flying squirrels with mythological
05/23/07
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Otterfan
No, you're thinking about leprechauns.
edited: May 24 2007
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zfigz
I was shat on while I was in Turkey and this "guy" was like "Good luck! Good luck!"
So yeah, you should be thankful when after you've taken a shower and have managed to look at the back of your clothes properly to find a big white acidic poo stain...that shit is like a Lepercahn's gold at the end of the rainbow...feel lucky?
05/23/07
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jdg
u ever watch that show, 6feet under?!?!? and the bird comes in.. and then everyone dies/!??!?!
05/23/07
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vveerrgg
better a bird invasion then a mouse invasion. ... 1 is easily solved with a towel and 20 mins of running around. The other not so much....
05/23/07
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adcBicycle
A stray cat got into my studio one day, it jumped and hung on the metal blinds when I came in and then tried to run away but landed on my turn table and slipped as the record spun, fell to the floor and took off. Left 3 massive scratches on the record, which is now unplayable 
yeah, first one to bring this blog back to music making. (and all true)
05/23/07
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AtlusZero
I got one beter thatn commin through the chimney.
A bird, a black bird...not a crow or a raven...not sure what other type but, any way...
THis black bird mysteriously appears in my basement...no one saw it fly in and the fluke on the chim was closed.
The only reason we knew the bird was even there was because of my cat.
We get the damn thing out and like, a week later...another balck bird of the same variaty appears, mysteriously in the basment.
We get it out. I go to work.
When i get back home, my girl tells me that the gas company had been callin all day.
She said she finally called them back to discover that there was a gas leak in the house.
Now thats some creepy s h i t
05/23/07
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DrexonField
I had to do that with a bat once. not fun at all. those bastards can fly fast!
05/24/07
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bitbare
careful, what happend was no accident. that bird was just casing the joint so he and his buddies can come back later and rob you. and oh yeah, their planning to shit everywhere,
ps the best thing for cleaning up bird droppings, is an appetite for fowl shit 
05/24/07
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bitbare
mmmm
bird shit = free chocolate from the heavens.
05/24/07
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astroid
i watched this snail crawl up the wall outside my apartment (second story). it musta crawled a good fifteen feet straight up. a couple days later, i noticed the shell was still there, probably with the dessicated remains of the owner inside, clinging with that one massive foot for dear life. it is still there, several months later.
thank you snail, thank you
05/24/07
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bitbare
when will the world's nation sit down and agree to disarm and destroy all the towels of mass distruction?
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