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this may or may not be what really happened
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<jdg> ever teabag a walrus?
<psyingo> you want that machine i built for you and your mother?
<everamzah> lolol
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHA astroid
<everamzah> HAHAHAHHA
<everamzah> ha
<everamzah> a
<psyingo> seriously
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHHAHAHA
<psyingo> it's good shit
<crasyS> meaby we should rename em411 for p411 meaning pot411
<mnkvolcano> LMAO
<everamzah> this is too fucking funy
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHA
<psyingo> you've just gotta press the red button
<psyingo> seriously
<mnkvolcano> i'm dying here
<everamzah> what timing
<psyingo> it's good .. . . i spent all night working on it.
<everamzah> so astroid..
<everamzah> do you think i'm sexy?
<psyingo> jdg, what's up mccaig
<mnkvolcano> LOL
<jdg> MWAHAHAH
<everamzah> tell me
<everamzah> i have to know
<everamzah> NOW
<mnkvolcano> i heard
<astroid> i think you're very sexy
<mnkvolcano> haha
<psyingo> jdg, can you master my girlfriend please?
<crasyS> this place is wack
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
<mnkvolcano> i heard ever has a crush on jdg
<astroid> and ariel thinks i can puke on her.
<mnkvolcano> lol
<psyingo> astroid, seriously?
<psyingo> that's some hot shit
<utofbu> hahahahah
<utofbu> haha
<everamzah> omg
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHHA
<everamzah> i'm confused as shit now
<astroid> puke fuck is the new ass fuck is the new missionary
<utofbu> AHAHAH
<mnkvolcano> me2!!1
<mnkvolcano> LOL
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHAHHAHA
* utofbu sets mode -r utofbu
* You are now known as PAWEL
<mnkvolcano> LMAO
<mnkvolcano> lksjhdfkjahdsa
<crasyS> sick people
<PAWEL> FUCK BITCHES
* psyingo is now known as everam2ah
<everamzah> ha
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
<everam2ah> so uh
<everam2ah> evera, what you doin' after the show later tonight?
<mnkvolcano> who the fuck is who?
* astroid is now known as mlbot
<mnkvolcano> lol
<mlbot> fart
<crasyS> lol
<everam2ah> you wanna go over to the football field and like...make out?
* utofbu sets mode -r utofbu
* You are now known as jdg
<mnkvolcano> everam2ah: ya sure
* mlbot is now known as bitbare
<everam2ah> evera, I know mnk said he wanted dibs on ya, but the thing is . . . I love you and he only loves your breasts.
<everamzah> ha
<bitbare> despite popular belief...i am NOT pawel.
<everamzah> lol
<mnkvolcano> my moobs?
<everam2ah> evera, really...I love beards too!
* everamzah is now known as Aphex
<crasyS> you know im gonna publish this on the web as the worst of the em411 chat room
<mnkvolcano> everam2ah: well it's gone so forget about it
<jdg> I found out that my other testicle lives in san antonio and pimps sea lions to walruses
<Aphex> u r all pathetic
* everam2ah paraquinas
<mnkvolcano> crasyS: i think u should
* bitbare is now known as rusty
* mnkvolcano is now known as Squarepusher
<Aphex> lol
<everam2ah> jdg?
* rusty is now known as autechre
<everam2ah> jdg, seriously?
<jdg> finally
<Aphex> wow
<everam2ah> san antonio TX!
<everam2ah> fuck yeah
<everam2ah> yeee haw!
<autechre> omg check this out, meh new beet
<Squarepusher> I can't believe the IQ of you people. Really I am amazing and you all are qiite pathetic
<Squarepusher> HAHHAHAHA
<autechre> sstsotjjjj sttttt sttttkkkk st st st kkkk
<Squarepusher> AUTECHRE
<everam2ah> I'm moving from maine to SA Town!
<crasyS> well thats funny people but there a limit you know
<everam2ah> hahaa
<Aphex> I am TEH BEST SQUABBLER
<Squarepusher> HAHAHAHA
<Aphex> U ALL SUCK
<jdg> squarepusher can suck on a dick compared to astroid
<Aphex> lolol
* autechre is now known as JohnCage
* everam2ah is now known as Wall_of_Vagina
<JohnCage> ok, seriously guys
<Squarepusher> aphex twin is a has been
<jdg> HAHAHA
<JohnCage> i am the OG of you all
<crasyS> pffffff lolololololololololol
<Aphex> haha
<jdg> I will slappahoe Cage.
* Squarepusher is now known as JesusChrist
<Wall_of_Vagina> I am the wall of vagina...all em musicians come into and explore organicness!
<crasyS> realy good shit you took people
<JesusChrist> HAHAHAHAHHA
* Aphex is now known as GODofEM
<crasyS> or meaby you have shit stuck on the brain
<Wall_of_Vagina> Jesus, you did not come from a man, but from Women and God!
* GODofEM smites everyone
<jdg> I still will bitchslap you dude
<GODofEM> damn it
* JesusChrist pisses in everyone's mouth
* Wall_of_Vagina Virgin Mary
<GODofEM> lol
<GODofEM> ha
<JesusChrist> ...at the same tim
<GODofEM> shit
* jdg swallows
<GODofEM> i didn't see u were jesus
* JohnCage is now known as the-den-of-evil
<JesusChrist> lol
* JesusChrist is now known as dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd
<jdg> okokok
* Wall_of_Vagina is now known as VirginMary
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> who am i?
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> who am i?
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> ???
* GODofEM is now known as Britneyspears
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> hahahahaha
<jdg> a fajina
* VirginMary Taco
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> fajina
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> lol
* VirginMary is now known as Taco
<Britneyspears> lolol
<crasyS> booby spear has arrive
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> hahahah omg
* the-den-of-evil is now known as x-tin_aguinotits
* Taco refried beans
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> this is killing me
* Taco is now known as refriend
* refriend is now known as refried
* You are now known as SealForce_2002
* dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd is now known as Cartman
<Cartman> screw you guys
* Britneyspears yerMom
<Cartman> i'm going home
* Cartman is now known as everamzah
<Britneyspears> ha
<everamzah> HAHAHAHHA
* x-tin_aguinotits is now known as cumrag
* Britneyspears is now known as mnkvolcno
<refried> later guys
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<mnkvolcno> ok
<refried> I'm outta here
<mnkvolcno> i'm me
<mnkvolcno> now
<refried> peace
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<everamzah> HAHAHHAHA
<mnkvolcno> peace
<mnkvolcno> u
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<everamzah> phew
<everamzah> HAHA
<mnkvolcno> who ever
<crasyS> lets play the game of who is who whit your host crasyS
<mnkvolcno> utofbu
<everamzah> a good laugh!!!
<mnkvolcno> i think
<SealForce_2002> okok
<everamzah> crasyS: LOL!
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
* refried has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<everamzah> omg
* cumrag is now known as psyingo
<mnkvolcno> at first i didn't realize that astroid and jdg where not really here
<psyingo> hahahahahah
<everamzah> i would have said good bye to refried
<everamzah> cept i dont know who he was
<mnkvolcno> i thought they had just happened to show up when we changed names
<everamzah> LOL monk
<utofbu> that was great
<mnkvolcno> yea
<mnkvolcno> classic
<utofbu> I had no idea who was who
<psyingo> someone should blog about that.
And so I did..
The End.
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Psyingo
best thing to happen since internet 1.0
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everamzah
the sad part is that this actually went on for quite some time before where it begins here. my beweh hurts.
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utofbu
yes, it was truly epic, sorry for the edit
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monkvolcano
ya.. at first i thought jdg and astroid were actually there..
DRFF!
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yghartsyrt
wtf.
i think i need to go back to bed.
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Zanf
Im sure this was incredibly funny at the time if you were involved but after bring ill over the weekend and having just dragged my sorry ass into work with lungs full of bronchitis, this feels like walking into a darkened bedroom in disarray where a breathless, sweat-drenched couple are sharing a cigarette and are enthusiastic trying to tell me about how its the best sex either have ever had. ;)
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monkvolcano
i just realized a great irony here. in all this, crasys was the sane one.
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crabster
zanf said: "this feels like walking into a darkened bedroom in disarray where a breathless, sweat-drenched couple are sharing a cigarette and are enthusiastic trying to tell me about how its the best sex either have ever had. ;)"
This happens alot to you, I take it?
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monkvolcano
zanf, please don't kill yourself.
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Zanf
crabster said: "This happens alot to you, I take it?"
So much so as a child that it has left me traumatised to the point where I am one bad day away from going on a mass shooting spree with a waterpistol filled with my own urine.
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monkvolcano
what have i(rc) done!!!
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pierlu001
LOL
nice way to waste time on irc ahah
Recent blogs: first blog!
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Fredo
that exchange has left me pining for the field...
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utofbu
oh man.. I knew this was a bad idea
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everamzah
LOL i still crack up when i think about it
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