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Author: sAMsKi on July 12 2007 Viewed 2810 times. 11 people liked this blog. You can rate it below if you haven't already.
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OK, um, sorry for starting a blog just to tell one joke but this made me LOL! Plus, I live alone, so I've got no-one else to tell  
(feel free to hyjack this blog for more important issues)
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If you are having sex with paris hilton and there is no-one there to film it, does she make a sound?
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astroboy
i don't know. does she?
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sAMsKi
ahaha - i predicted that - in fact if i'd placed a bet i might've been quite rich now, as i predicted not only the comment but you would 'utter' it.
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dataplex
hahahahahahahaha
well i believe trees don't make sounds in the woods when they crumble without any being hearing the sound of the fall...
but who knows !?
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RogerRoger
Certainly can't be as loud as the American press's voiced interest in stupid wh0res.
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energygiant
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sAMsKi
LOL - thanks enrgygiant
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sAMsKi
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pops e, right about there...
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sAMsKi
fuck, it cut one of my arms off *blushes*
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nagrom
love that video.
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Roshi
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
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sAMsKi
i just told my dad the paris hilton gag and he asked me if i know this one:
if a man speaks alone in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Horizon
So you wanted to make a Joke about Paris. Well the Jokes is on you because it looks like you bought her CD.
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sAMsKi
NO NO NO, the joke may be on me because I am a fat useless alcoholic but I DID NOT BUY HER CD! That is a Banksy Paris Hilton CD. Check yo facts...or summat
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nicknotis
What if Hilton is really a cyborg. In the absence of a noisy video crew, you (the one having sex with her) can hear her mechanical inner workings. She realizes this, and wants to keep her cyborg implants a secret. So she strangles you. Once you're dead, she incinerates your body to leave no evidence. With no witnesses but her left, the mystery remains as to whether or not she does make any unfilmed noise. Of course, in reality, the answer is yes. Her cyborg implants do make a noticeable amount.
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soft
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if that wasn't a joke horizon ..... it was possibly one of the dumbest things i ever read [wink]
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