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Author: theflame on July 18 2007

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--> I call them Bonsai Animals (Trademark). I'm gonna make them and sell them, when I can make a big animal tiny.

There will be a massive range, including giraffes, rhinos, hippos (which will come with a mini mudbath thing) and elephants. I will also be considering some limited edition crap like wooley mammoths.

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07/18/07 + theflame

oh yeah, and MAYBE a dinosaur range too, but im a bit scared of another Jurassic Park incident

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07/18/07 + energygiant

finely trimmed shrubs or stfu

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07/18/07 + theflame

problem #1: how to make tiny peanuts for the elephants. bonsai peanut tree maybe?

note to self: 3 litres of Coke = maybe not such a good idea?

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07/18/07 + owl

i only realised second time i read this you meant real animals. first time i thought you meant actual 'bonsai tree' animals, that would be a cool idea.
people are into novelty things
especially if they are tourists
i'd make a cat

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07/18/07 + theflame

like a bonsai plasic monkey to hang form your bonsai tree? genius! wanna go into business? i'll design and make the mnokeys and you can do something to do with profit?

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07/18/07 + jp

an old (but effective) hoax:
bonsai kittens
link

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07/18/07 + theflame

i pretty much wouldnt stuff them in a jar i dont think. where would i find a jar the right size?

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07/18/07 + skinnyjabba

link

here ya go

when that first came out my sister completely believed it and freaked out

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07/18/07 + MatthewCosta

i think its a nice idea, i LOLed

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07/18/07 + soft

yeah my g/f at the time totally freaked out too. she nearly cried!!
i LOLd.

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07/18/07 + j_chot

second the finely trimmed shrubs or STUFU

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07/18/07 + Geddupnoise

wow, i also thought this was about making trees that looked like animals. however, i would buy a tiny hippo. I would name it Horace.
yea. horace.

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07/19/07 + Analog

reverse bonsai animals?
eg 20ft chicken.
harder to care for, more productive. (swings & roundabouts...)

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edited: Jul 19 2007 + theflame

now THERES an idea. I could make GIANT animals first, sell them to animal show people so they can win 'biggest chicken at the country show' awards or whatever, and use the millions i make to fund development of the tiny animals.

I'm still not swingin on my rule though: NO DINOSAURS

EDIT: Here you go, shrub huggers: link

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07/19/07 + theflame

oh wait, my rule regarding dinosaurs wasnt what i remembered.

whatever: beware of TRex

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