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Author: tantan on September 07 2007
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mlbot said: " Sep 07, 12:37pm

no you post it



tantan said: " Sep 07, 12:32pm

With all the chit chat about blog flatulence, you should probably post this.

mlbot said: " Sep 07, 12:30pm

[cut to scene of bathroom three floors down, where an unsuspecting person gets pelted on the head by a piece of poo blasted down from the ceiling.]



tantan said: " Sep 07, 12:27pm

Actually,

RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN

PBTHHHBBPTPTPPTHHHPTBTBTPHTPHBTTTBBBHTT

kkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAABBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

(slow-motion)

mlbot said: " Sep 07, 12:22pm

more like
RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN


PHTBBBTBTBTBTBTBTBBTBTBT



KABLOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!




tantan said: " Sep 07, 12:21pm

HAHAHAHA

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cos, you know,

"RN RN RN RN RN RN RN RN"

"PPBBTTHHBBTTTT"

"plop"

mlbot said: " Sep 07, 12:17pm


(cue Bionic Man Sound Effects)



tantan said: " Sep 07, 12:09pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOL

ROFFLE

"cyber sphincter"

OMIGAW

mlbot said: " Sep 07, 12:04pm

rad.

Maybe one day they'll invent a cyber-sphincter for the incontinent

tantan said: " Sep 07, 11:41am

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(concerned) LOL

oh no you didn't

best blog of teh day

teh day is still yung

Well, so far.

I don't know if you can top bionic butthole...but you can try

what about bionic butthole...... on WEED?

I just keep playing a shart sound with the bionic man delay on it over and over in my head.....

DAMN YOOS!!

the thing is to read from bottom to top, but it won't make more sense either
mulletballet do you smoke the drugs?

lol... no thumbs up from jdg, as he is jealously plotting the day's new best blog.

dude that link at the end!!!! the future is now.

lollerbag

lolestomy bag?

That's what you need when you donate your butthole to science

my grandpa has one of those... so now he wears overalls everyday (no waistband).... he's gonna upgrade to the cyber-lolestomy bag, which boasts two major up grades:
1) controlled by thought and/or the sound of running water
2) "sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shhhhh" sound instead of the boring old "shhhhh"

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