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Author: jdg on July 05 2006 Viewed 8075 times. 36 people liked this blog. You can rate it below if you haven't already.
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i was born in 1974 in seattle, almost fully grown.
i remember the birth well, but i wasn't done with my hand of solitare.. so i was a bit upset. my mother, on the other hand, still says she does not remember giving birth to me (am i from krypton?)
at age 3 i was already stronger then most ppl you have ever met.
at age 17 on my birthday, i ate 32 pieces of bacon, and 1 lb of hashbrowns.
at age 22 i graduated college (in spelling, if you can believe that)
at age 31 on my birhtday, i ate $500 worth of food.
today, july 5th, 2006, im going to the post office and going to get some teriyaki.
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Zanf
ha...youre doing the gentle clitorious pluck technique with the bass finger there.
i can believe the spelling graduation. Its typing that you flucked at.
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room
food for thought
music for the massive
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mlbot
in soviet union, 32 pieces of bacon and a pound of hashbrowns eats you!
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cbit
theres a pair of really huge green underpants behind you, watch out!
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jdg
worst blog yet.
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Zanf
i voted that i approve this blog so it stays on the front page for a while and is a continued source of embarrasment to you, like you are to your parents.
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jdg
was it the size of my font?
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astroid
i clicked the approve button with my dick
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jdg
i just finished my teriyaki.
now for a serious question:
how spicy do you all like your food?
me, i like my food so spicy its barely edible.
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astroid
i like it spicy on the way in but mild on the way out
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Zanf
i enjoy spice food but also like to eat bland stuff as when you get to my age your digestion cant take it too much
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jdg
thats why you're always so tetchy
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Zanf
what d'ya mean by that? ;)
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p
I know I've said this before, but, I like super spicy as well.
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SenorFrio
I born in 1974 too... and I ate 20 egg rolls in one sitting when I was 13. Coincidence? Find out more here!
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