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em411 FAQ:
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware.
q: which are better, macs or PCs?
a: Macs.
q: Which is better, software or hardware?
a: Hardware.
q: whic is better, fruity or reason?
a: neither. Go learn PD or Max/MSP.
q: why did my software [X] stop working?
a: don't use warez.
q: why aren't more people downloading the mp3 I just posted, or adding to the forum I just started?
a: it sucks
q: what do you guys think of my track?
a: needs more cowbell.
q: who is the best musician here?
a: i dunno, the releases are anonymous
q: who here likes house?
a: no-one, we only like IDM.
q: What is IDM?
a: Supatrigga VST.
q: Is IDM dead?
a: until at least one IDM musician stops looking at cat picture blogs and writes some music, yes.
q: I did something neat!
a: pics or STFU
q: my laptop makes this annoying noise...
a: ground loop isolator.
q: can I disable the google ads?
a: only in the "members area"
q: where is the old "X" feature?
a: stfu and enjoy your blog.
q: Hey! Where's my avatar?
a: Wiped out in the great Avatar War to end all Avatar Wars of 2006
q: where should i move, Seattle or Portland?
a: Europe
q: what's this "BR" in my friends section?
a: Blogdan Releaszki
q: hey, why doesn't the song I just uploaded play correctly in the releases section?
a: it didn't pass the IDM filter; add Suptatrigga! globally and reupload | |
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07/07/06
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SenorFrio
mlbot said: "q: What is IDM?
a: Supatrigga VST."
LOL!
q: How do you DJ like Tiesto?
a: Raise arms in air!
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soft
mlbot said: "q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware."
i think this one need to be modified slightly....
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: link
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monty
what happened to my avatar?
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mlbot
lol, good one!
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dynamo
there can NEVER be to much cowbell! link
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Squeal
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that's ridiculous, the link.
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jdg
ok.. some updates.
q: who is the best musician here?
a: astroid. (sorry fredo, but this boy got some serious chops)
q: how old is everyone here?
a: 24
q: what happened to this site?!?!? i cannot find X feature?!?!? it used to be such a good site!!!
a: stfu you whiner (but we all agree with you)
q: WTF is up with these giant GOOGLE ads?!
a: you insensitive clod, this site has to try to make money or at least break even.
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implexgrace
q: is PAPERGOOSE real?
a: of course it is
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mlbot
OK i implement some new ones, with the new em411 in mind (hence no papergoose faq)
With a few of my own changes.
ps, jdg, I cannot give Astroid the title of best of Em411. He uses saxophones, and as a Portland hipster, that is just too adult contemporary for my heightened tastes.
pps, Hey, where's the "rate useless" function????
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tantan
F ME there's such a thing as a Modern Cowbellist? HAHAHAHAHAHA best damn site I've ever seen!
mlbot where's Phil in this FAQ?
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soft
playertwo said: " soft said: " mlbot said: "q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware."
i think this one need to be modified slightly....
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: link"
To reply to your emmail soft, No I don't want to release your stuff on betamod."
LOL
thats so fucking funny.
no, but really, i want to release on a label that has atleast SOME QUALITY CONTROL
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mlbot
get a room ,you two.
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mlbot
tanner, you don't actually think that rad monkey cowbell site is anything but a joke, do you???
(a funny one, thanks dynamo)
I suppose you belive in Santa Collins as well.
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tantan
uh, no, I knew it was a joke, honest, I did, shut up, fuck you, fucker
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mlbot
if you were a modern cowbellist, you would know that no digital instrument could possible replace the finer nuances of an analog cowbell.
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