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Author: astroid on December 01 2007
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So,
Ariel, I and the dogs went out last night to get Ariel some iced cream from 7-11 (the one near our house has ben & jerry's). Uneventful trip, on the way back we try to make the puppies take their craps so we won't have to go out later in the night. Here's the scene:
Gordon begins sniffing a tall, unkempt hedge with a bit of manicured lawn, leaving about a five foot swath between hedge and alley
Ariel: Oh Gordon's gonna take a poop here.
Me: he's just gonna pee.
Gordon sniffs, looks like he's gonna poop, but stretches out and dribbles the last of his pee
Me: here, let me take him, i'll make him poop
So I take Gordon, walk him over to a small ivy patch, and he sniffs for about 30 seconds, and coils one in the damp november night.
VICTORY
Gordon is Ariel's dog, he jumped in her arms as a puppy and never left. He's very particular about his leavings, and has a reputation for saving them up for a perfect moment. But I know.
this, I know.
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Psyingo
highly productive night. A+
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madeofoak
astroidamus has spoken.
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atum
congrats! you did it!
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Lara
i'm proud of you!
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j_chot
"So I take Gordon, walk him over to a small ivy patch, and he sniffs for about 30 seconds, and coils one in the damp november night."
SHEER POETRY
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DrexonField
that's awesome 
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energygiant
best blog ever?
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Squeal
astroid the poop whisperer.
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clawback
sounds like you have smart dog. might even say 'ivy' league material?

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astroid
hahah ivy league
good one!
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astroid
poop whisperer is good also
glad i shared
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tylth
please share some pictures of your dogs
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astroid
black one's gordon
one w/o a soul is oliver
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tylth
they're actually quite large. somehow i always thought them looking like this link
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crabster
tylth: I was imagining something more like this: link
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