major moral victory
StoreTags: poop for anyone, doesn't, gordon
Author: astroid on December 01 2007
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Ariel, I and the dogs went out last night to get Ariel some iced cream from 7-11 (the one near our house has ben & jerry's). Uneventful trip, on the way back we try to make the puppies take their craps so we won't have to go out later in the night. Here's the scene:

Gordon begins sniffing a tall, unkempt hedge with a bit of manicured lawn, leaving about a five foot swath between hedge and alley

Ariel: Oh Gordon's gonna take a poop here.

Me: he's just gonna pee.

Gordon sniffs, looks like he's gonna poop, but stretches out and dribbles the last of his pee

Me: here, let me take him, i'll make him poop

So I take Gordon, walk him over to a small ivy patch, and he sniffs for about 30 seconds, and coils one in the damp november night.

VICTORY

Gordon is Ariel's dog, he jumped in her arms as a puppy and never left. He's very particular about his leavings, and has a reputation for saving them up for a perfect moment. But I know.

this, I know.
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highly productive night. A+

astroidamus has spoken.

congrats! you did it!

i'm proud of you!

"So I take Gordon, walk him over to a small ivy patch, and he sniffs for about 30 seconds, and coils one in the damp november night."

SHEER POETRY

that's awesome

best blog ever?

astroid the poop whisperer.
sounds like you have smart dog. might even say 'ivy' league material?


hahah ivy league

good one!

poop whisperer is good also

glad i shared

please share some pictures of your dogs

black one's gordon
one w/o a soul is oliver

they're actually quite large. somehow i always thought them looking like this link

tylth: I was imagining something more like this: link

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