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I am Thor
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Author: bllix on January 26 2008
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--> I love this thing. I'm Swedish, and I'm REALLY tall and I love to steal shit from churches AND GO CRAZY RAGING WHEN I DO IT so I'm a viking!

Thor! Yes!

My Clavia and Thor versus your what?
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lol at baby. Do a thor vid showing expert viking noodliness?

Särimner > Thor

lol at urine bolt.

...my clavicle and sword

is that baby Sid!?

I'm part swedish. But, I have no clavia...

The Thunder God rode out one day
Upon a pure white filly
"I'm Thor!" he cried
His horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly"

Is it bad to lol at terrible jokes?

I feel unclean

Yes, that is my first born and heir to my throne. He is already a ruler. The other day he ruled by throwing a fit over the fact that his keyboard has only two-voice polyphony. I explained that the keyboard was purchased at Rite-Aid and on clearance, so he should lower his regal expectations.

Also, I told that little bastard to stop touching my Radium 61. He denies it ("what are you doing in here?", "nuffing!") but the purple fingerprints smell like grape so he's not off the hook just yet. We're keeping him in a duffle bag until he's ready to confess.


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