this morning
Author: everamzah on January 28 2008
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--> this morning i woke up and i had an erection and i was like, "kewl" cuz i don't get that very often cuz something about my doctor said i had a basketball inserted up in there in my gut when i was a kid cuz of how i was with friends.

i ate them.
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j fo sho bitchez

eating ppl gives you basketball belly?

which makes it hard to get hard?

I enjoyed this blog.

your morning wood story has made my day.
idk about the basketball bit tho... good luck with that.

man, I don't think it would really ruin my life if I didn't get morning wood. I mean really, you wake up, gotta get going.. but you gotta piss real bad--hell if you can actually get any of it in the toilet!

when i have to pee with an erection i just do it out in the street.

screaming

i got a big one so i've never gotten it to rise, would get penus power pills but i'm afraid they would kill me. whats the joke behind getting a huge wand that you can't possibly pump full of blood? i've never heard complaints bout it, but would like to some day finally mature and get some real bonage

Along with the cello blog, this is just too much wood for me! Such a terrible reminder that I float among sausages. Wait...wood is buoyant...sausages are not.
are there any aliens involved in this story?

vaginas actually sink in water too. not fried ones.

thats how they do it out in LA, Bru...

but can you take, the bitter cold?
when you're not at home
and you're bought and sold...
the Cali temps let you not roam
15 below and you'll not moan...
your cock worn thin
cant hear you groan

play your guitar
I'll hear you from afar
but if you don't
i certainly won't
bemoan your pissing
nor your missing
the things we played
the music-while you stayed

this blog makes about as much sense as this blog...

You're just jealous

HAHAHAHA

...

electrodan i like ur poem.

astroid said: "when i have to pee with an erection i just do it out in the street.

screaming"


pics or stfu

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