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this morning i woke up and i had an erection and i was like, "kewl" cuz i don't get that very often cuz something about my doctor said i had a basketball inserted up in there in my gut when i was a kid cuz of how i was with friends.
i ate them.
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01/28/08
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everamzah
j fo sho bitchez
01/28/08
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celibacyclub
eating ppl gives you basketball belly?
which makes it hard to get hard?
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Squeal
I enjoyed this blog.
01/28/08
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electrodan
your morning wood story has made my day.
idk about the basketball bit tho... good luck with that.
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ricemutt
man, I don't think it would really ruin my life if I didn't get morning wood. I mean really, you wake up, gotta get going.. but you gotta piss real bad--hell if you can actually get any of it in the toilet!
01/28/08
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astroid
when i have to pee with an erection i just do it out in the street.
screaming
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atum
i got a big one so i've never gotten it to rise, would get penus power pills but i'm afraid they would kill me. whats the joke behind getting a huge wand that you can't possibly pump full of blood? i've never heard complaints bout it, but would like to some day finally mature and get some real bonage
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bllix
Along with the cello blog, this is just too much wood for me! Such a terrible reminder that I float among sausages. Wait...wood is buoyant...sausages are not.
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antfactor
are there any aliens involved in this story?
01/29/08
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astroid
vaginas actually sink in water too. not fried ones.
01/29/08
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electrodan
thats how they do it out in LA, Bru...
but can you take, the bitter cold?
when you're not at home
and you're bought and sold...
the Cali temps let you not roam
15 below and you'll not moan...
your cock worn thin
cant hear you groan
play your guitar
I'll hear you from afar
but if you don't
i certainly won't
bemoan your pissing
nor your missing
the things we played
the music-while you stayed
01/29/08
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Dizzygotheca
this blog makes about as much sense as this blog...
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dach
You're just jealous
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everamzah
HAHAHAHA
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electrodan i like ur poem.
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infradead
astroid said: "when i have to pee with an erection i just do it out in the street.
screaming"
pics or stfu
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