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OHMYGOD i TOTALLY JUST REMEMBERED THIS TOTALLY BITCHING DREAM i HAD!
So I was on the starship enterprise. well, I *think* it was, because there were alot of characters from startrek, but they were all dressed different and had different haircuts and picard had a beard.(with a orange plastic vest over a thermal shirt) some people were wearing the regular star command outfit, and some had more eclectic (casual?) outfits. more like how people on fishingboats might dress but the main focus of the dream is that there was this weird animal mass of tenticals growing on the ship. It was ensnareing people and also seemed to metabolize the very air it's self. NOW, the reason I was on the enterprise is unclear, but what was clear is that I was pulled out of my original time. For apparently no reason whatsoever, I knew how to kill the monster. the monster was sensitive to some chemical that are in potatos (?). So I run to the food replicator, and to my dismay, potatos in the future are apparently the size of a child. but I hoist it over my head anyway and begin to run through the halls. Everyone was looking at me like I had lost my mind, but I seemed to know what I was doing. I doged people zapping and being eaten by the monster and go down the hall. I ran for about 2 min with this damn potato, looking for the back of the monster.(the most sensitive part apparently) I get there, and I heave the potato with all my might, then I ran like hell before the monster could notice who threw it. by the time I get around to the front of the hall (where the monster's tentacles were) it seems that the alien had seemingly evaporated. Captain picard is congradulating me and seems a bit senile. the fact that his orange plastic vest is stuffed with tootsieroll pops is not helping. (why am I dreaming this?!) I mention that I need to get back to my time to play a performance, and I need my computer back (which is there too for some reason) Picard says "oh, you don't need that anymore" and comically zaps the desktop computer on a desk behind him and theres a tiny puff of smoke and a huge burn mark, some redshirt was using it, and looks startled, then disapointed when it gets vaporized. Picard then hands me the future model of the ipod, which is capible of playing AND making music, and informs me that my files are on there. (I also notice that ableton live is on there. so I walk through the portal window directly onto an outdoor stage on a pretty summer day where 20-30 people await me. And then it's understood that I "rock out" in a 90's afterschool special fashion.
(the picture has nothing to do with the dream, I just thought it was funny.)
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jogn
i like this!
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hecanjog
lol, epic
i had a dream the other night i was supposed to dj on our old college station with my friend, but we kept finding sandwiches in the record sleeves at the station. dreams are awesome.
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Per
im never the hero in my dreams
those beanies are awesome!
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infradead
great picture..
the last dream i can remember was really weird..
i was talking with tila tequila started talking about my chaco sandels and she looked really bored.. then i looked down and was wearing teva's...
i've got to stop hanging out in the living room while my wife watches shoot of love
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Ochre
nice bill and ted ending.
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tantan
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j_chot
the funny part is I'm not really a star trek fan.
I love the show, and I miss the sunday marathons spike tv used to run, but I have never bought anything "startrek"
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reehc
where can i get one of those hats?
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seanh
those hats ar kind of like the hat jayne gets in that one episode of firefly.
awesome dream, i think you should make a terry gilliam-style animation version of it. that would more or less rule.
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RogerRoger
Last night I dreamed I was an eskimo. The cold winds began to blow, and it was 100 degrees below zero. My mama cried "Nanook, don't be a naughty eskimo".
Right about that time, a fur trapper strictly from commercial, commenced to whipping on my favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snowshoe. That got me just about as evil as an eskimo kid could be, so I reached down and I scooped down and rubbed deep handfulls of the yellow snow into his beady little eyes. You know, the yellow snow where the huskies go.
Then we went for pancakes, where a leprechaun had stroked it the night before for the batter, and I stole the margarine while the lady at the table next to me abused the sausage patty.
Oh wait, that wasn't me.
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sweettrip
last dream i had that i can remember: i was at my old middle school. it was either larte at night, or just happened to be a very dark, gloomy, and apocaliptic looking day...either one.
anyway, i'm running around the building looking for this girl i have a crush on. but the entire dream was in a FPS style game, and i was shooting weird creatures and "Neo" (from the matrix) looking assholes. anyway, the dream seemed very real. i actually woke up suddenly and i was sweating all over; my pillow was soaked. and i had this dream because at the time i was playing Doom III at night, alone in my room with lights off and with headphones, really loud. anyone who's played Doom III like that, you know how scary that is :P
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tylth
sweettrip said: "last dream i had that i can remember: i was at my old middle school. it was either larte at night, or just happened to be a very dark, gloomy, and apocaliptic looking day...either one.
anyway, i'm running around the building looking for this girl i have a crush on. but the entire dream was in a FPS style game, and i was shooting weird creatures and "Neo" (from the matrix) looking assholes. anyway, the dream seemed very real. i actually woke up suddenly and i was sweating all over; my pillow was soaked. and i had this dream because at the time i was playing Doom III at night, alone in my room with lights off and with headphones, really loud. anyone who's played Doom III like that, you know how scary that is :P"
yeah the first half our of doom III was so intense and scary. and your badass for playing it that way strip. oh and,
wtf?
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DrexonField
that photo is classic! very cool dream.
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Juice
i had a dream recently where everyone was shooting framing nailers at each other and i smashed a guys head in by beating my measuring tape thru his skull with a hammer
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frnortnr
wow, you have dreams like mine.
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