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I rarely remember my dreams--maybe two or three times a year do I have one that is particularly exceptional. This morning, right before I woke up at 5:50 am to the sound of my neighbor's screeching alarm (which blared for at least 20 minutes after I came to consciousness) I had this amazing dream: Fredo had invited me to a very exclusive music performance class wherein attendees would learn, in a single session, all the nuances of how to put on a captivating music show. I rushed to the venue and proceeded to watch as none other than Sarah McLachlan came out on stage and began what I can only describe as the most incredible performance I've ever seen. Her body became enormous--20 feet tall--and as she sang she twisted like a snake, at one point doing a back bend worthy of an olympic medal. It was utterly fascinating, seductive and emotional. I'm pretty sure she wasn't wearing any clothes (and her skin was blue...uh, yeah), but it was as though she had on a skin-tight film that covered any...details. And I'm telling you, it was incredible to watch. And the song was something I've never heard, the kind of thing that you wake up and try to capture as quickly as you can before it fades away into vagueness. But thanks to my neighbor's alarm clock, I missed both the end of the show and the music.
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tylth
you've seen this link , seen't you
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umami
cripes, she's built like a linebacker. the sarah maclachlan in my dreams was sexier, even in blue.
actually, i rather liked the blue.
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mlbot
muscles are sexy
giant blue muscles are even sexier
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tylth
there are two kinds of sexy muscles:
a) breasts
b) bottoms
hardly anyone cares what color they're in
i personally also like a well-developed brain muscle
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mlbot
anatomy 101: breasts aren't muscles
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mlbot
you've been dating the wrong kind of "chicks" ;)
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mlbot
anatomy 102: that isn't just a really big clitoris.
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Fredo
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tylth
mlbot said: "you've been dating the wrong kind of "chicks" ;)"
stop freudalizing me
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RogerRoger
Last night I dreamed I was Leon from Resident Evil 4 and I kept running out of fucking ammo. It also happened virtually, only hours before.
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Roshi
tylth said: " mlbot said: "you've been dating the wrong kind of "chicks" ;)"
stop freudalizing me"
LOL!
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RogerRoger
Tylth, change a) to calves and you've got a second vote. Perhaps blue represents denatured and plastic, or maybe fits in with her towering stature reaching skyward. All the odd pigment babes in my dreams are green bitches. With great calves.
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umami
SWEET JESUS GOD IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT
except that she looked less like a carp. cripes man, you trying to give me nightmares?!
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Fredo
yes, muhahahahah
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