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if you see a spider, squash it
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i'm minding my own business and a big spider pops out from under the couch. i figure a shot of bug spray should take care of him. i get the raid, give it a few shakes, take aim and let him have it.
well it turns out it was a her and no sooner i open the valve of chemical death from above, she takes off, shedding hundreds of tiny baby spiders in all directions. it looked unreal.... lke terminator 2 but instead of liquid metal, it was FUCKING SPIDERS.
even though i got a lot of them, i know there are more still out there... in my house, plotting against me for what i did to their mother.
fuck it. i'm going to move next week. | |
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07/25/08
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nightowl
sounds like you live in a horror movie.
07/26/08
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Lara
that happened to my brother a few years back... he still talks about it as being one of the most horrific things he's seen.
07/26/08
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electrodan
:o omg...
I really hope you can sleep at night.
NEVER spray. Squash to kill. A spider will fight long, long after its fate is sealed.
07/26/08
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Fredo
what, was it a poisonous spider or something? Why did you want to kill it?
07/26/08
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Zanf
We dont have poisonous spiders in the uk [thank fuck] but if you kill one in your house, youll only get more as that was eating all the others that ventured into its territory
07/26/08
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bla
im in favour of spiders living in my house cos i hate flies
but spiders that crawl around on stuff making loads of noise when im trying to sleep can fuck off
they just get evicted rather than executed though
07/26/08
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thehydrax
it's supposed to be bad luck to kill spiders. but it's even worse luck to be bitten by a funnel web
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07/26/08
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adcBicycle
yeah,now it's going to be like 2000 days of rain... thanks man.
07/26/08
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tantan
ew gawd this post made me barf in my mouth
07/26/08
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astroid
i stopped squishing spiders again recently.
there's massive amounts of hysteria in california regarding brown recluse spiders, even though there have only ever been 10 or so found in the state. We do have other species of recluses-desert recluses and chilean recluses (oh ive done my research), but it's really minor. i've never seen a black widow either. so, now i cup em and dump em.
07/26/08
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astroid
and at least you don't live in the desert and have to deal with this fuck
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07/26/08
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Nyx
I absolutely hate killing anything avoidable (bacteria and their friends are ok), I'm like a Buddhist who doesn't practice Buddhism. You killed a pregnant lady spider? What kind of monster are you? Jokes, but look at this and try not to hit something: link
07/26/08
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papergoose
Yay! The floods are over in Texas!
But wait....
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07/26/08
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tylth
oh no! please don't squash spiders, they're amazing! ghastly yeah, but amazing.
07/26/08
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fakeBlooper
it was brown and it did kinda keep to itself... but i don't think it was poisonous.
for all the spider huggers, until you've seen this in your home, you just don't know.
i'm a changed man.
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