Guy steals my date at a club, I get revenge.
Author: HeavySausage on August 06 2008
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--> I went on a second date with this girl I was really starting to like. Little did I know that she would end up running off with another guy that night! I painfully watched in shock and disbelief as they left this Hollywood club together, hand in hand. In the following days, both parties proceeded to bombard me with apologies via myspace and text messages. Armed with all this great content, I converted their pleas to synthesized speech, and the song Red Flags was born. What you hear is what they said (with actual testimony from club witnesses and some phallic references thrown in for good measure).

Check out the website I put up for the song, and story. Let me know what you think.

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These are my favorite kind of blogs on em.

Hollywood is hell. As a former resident, I could also share a tale or two rife with caprice and missed romance. I think nothing feels more alienating than losing a person you desire in a city where passion is a top commodity. Hollywood is the kind of place where a chick won't let me touch her how I'd like to in the bedroom, but the same chick takes it upon herself to unbutton my pants to feast on lap dumplings while I am rocketing down the freeway at 2 am.

It was the best of times and the worst of times.

Wow, that's a lot of energy to dedicate to having your heart broken after the second date. I hate to see what happens when you get a divorce.

Dude needs to read up! link

Also, lame track. I wonder how much money he'll make...

los angeles will not be satisfied until you irrigate her with blood
she is the guillotine of dust
and you are a flea on the carcass of sanity

Man.. After 9 years of living in Los Angeles and putting up with bullshit like this from women. I just snapped one day. It was a fun process from start to finish, and it is the first track I have ever released. So it might not make me millions, but I don't really care. It was so much fun going through all the hoops to get it released.

@nagrom: LOL! I did read that book. It was fun, but I still think there are hot chicks in Los Angeles that don't act like animals in the wild.

I was hoping to get people laughing when they hear this song. Nothing wrong with trying right?

totally! link

there is something pleasant to the ear with the vocal production on this track... and the words from their letters are pretty and pathetic at the same time. im amazed that dude wrote that shit. at the same time, the track is what it is and people will love and some people will hate it.

being a music aficionado is also equal to being a snob. so nagrom can do us all a big favor and post his best work. so we can cover our ears when the chorus hits.

I was hoping to get people laughing when they hear this song. Nothing wrong with trying right?

Oh word. I got the impression that you were pretty serious about this. It's not bad for a first release. Keep snapping and maybe you'll have an album in a year or so.
By 'serious' I mean that I thought this was just a ploy to make a buck...

ps; all women are prostitutes
except for my mother and wife

well.... making music is one thing. being broke and making tunes is another. doing both is a dream.

jdg said: "ps; all women are prostitutes
except for my mother and wife"


and victoria beckham

and princess di when she was still alive

i think it is great! it's fun to make fun of people via art when they act weird or hurt your feelings. i enjoyed the track very much.

haha, this is why i stayed away from clubbing for soooo long...word!

by the way...that is quoted from the track - not a reflection of my personal views

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