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Author: j_chot on September 02 2008
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I meant to post this around the time that it actually happened, I was going to wait untill I took a picture of the fortunes to hammer the point home..
OK.
So it's father's day, and my in-laws have taken my family out to lunch. June 15th. EXACTLY one month after my son's birth. I finish my Chinese food and open my fortune cookie. there are 2 fortunes in there, and I shit you not, this is what they read:
" This year your highest priority will be your family" (and)
"You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career"
creeeeeepy.
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09/02/08
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Squeal
You goin' platnum
09/02/08
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yghartsyrt
or turn a hooker.
09/02/08
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yghartsyrt
j/k
09/02/08
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RogerRoger
You could interpret parenting as being a career. Gotta keep the kid happy...
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quip
i wouldn't read to much into it. unless you are about to go pro!
09/02/08
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lysdexic
and hence the J-Chot & Son's Travelling Circus was born.
09/03/08
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utofbu
RUN WITH IT SON! oops caps, but seriously. Give your son a grill and a Baseball cap and put him behind tables. It will be best.
09/03/08
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EsromCole
JChot was on TRL yeasterday. Stop bein modest dude.
09/03/08
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eyesnine
once i got this fortune:"you will get new shoes". wow. how mundane. why not "you will brush your teeth" or "the sun will come up tomorrow".
bah! any fortune that doesn't begin with "confucius says" is a crock.
09/21/08
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j_chot
for a commie, "you will get new shoes" is some serious good luck...
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eyesnine
only if they're big red bourgeois-ass kickin boots...
or if they're edible.
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