decatur, Alabama, USA
creepy/nice occurance
StoreTags: chinese, cookie, strange, coincidence
Author: j_chot on September 02 2008
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--> I meant to post this around the time that it actually happened, I was going to wait untill I took a picture of the fortunes to hammer the point home..

OK.

So it's father's day, and my in-laws have taken my family out to lunch. June 15th. EXACTLY one month after my son's birth. I finish my Chinese food and open my fortune cookie. there are 2 fortunes in there, and I shit you not, this is what they read:

" This year your highest priority will be your family" (and)
"You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career"

creeeeeepy.


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Comments

You goin' platnum

or turn a hooker.

j/k

You could interpret parenting as being a career. Gotta keep the kid happy...

i wouldn't read to much into it. unless you are about to go pro!

and hence the J-Chot & Son's Travelling Circus was born.

RUN WITH IT SON! oops caps, but seriously. Give your son a grill and a Baseball cap and put him behind tables. It will be best.

JChot was on TRL yeasterday. Stop bein modest dude.

once i got this fortune:"you will get new shoes". wow. how mundane. why not "you will brush your teeth" or "the sun will come up tomorrow".

bah! any fortune that doesn't begin with "confucius says" is a crock.

for a commie, "you will get new shoes" is some serious good luck...

only if they're big red bourgeois-ass kickin boots...

or if they're edible.


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