if tubgirl were immortal
Author: astroid on October 20 2008
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--> [19:31] <gorf> im about to go for a walk in teh rain
[19:31] <astroid>
[19:31] <astroid> that sounds like it could be nice
[19:31] <astroid> or pure shit
[19:31] <gorf> it will be nice
[19:31] <gorf> enjoy it while its warm u c
[19:31] <astroid> are you 100% sure it wont be pure shit?
[19:31] <gorf> quite
[19:32] <astroid> that little niggling touch o doubt
[19:32] <gorf> nope
[19:32] <astroid> can turn pure glory to fetid shit
[19:32] * freefrog is doing evil shock wave blast weapon attack tunas
[19:32] <gorf> does not exist
[19:32] <astroid> so youre 100% on the lack of doubt
[19:32] <gorf> what does pure shit consist of anyway
[19:32] <gorf> yeah 100% wholeheartedly lacking all doubt whatsoever
[19:32] <astroid> shit that's been re-ingested infinite times
[19:32] <gorf> wow
[19:32] <astroid> yeah
[19:33] <astroid> only exists in theory
[19:33] <gorf> if only rabbits would live long enough
[19:33] <astroid> the timeless rabbit feasting away on that permaturd
[19:34] <gorf> can pure shit theoretically be made from an immortal dog eating out of an immortal cat's litterbox?
[19:34] <astroid> only if the cat eats the dog's shit
[19:34] <gorf> or does it require the being to eat it's own shit exclusively
[19:34] <gorf> oh I see
[19:34] <gorf> well that's just not going to happen
[19:34] <astroid> just requires a closed circuit i guess
[19:34] <astroid> or an infinite number of digestive tracts
[19:35] <astroid> working on a finite number of shits
[19:35] <astroid> lol
[19:35] <gorf> lol
[19:35] <gorf> this conversations really was intriguing but now I must go
[19:35] <gorf> bai
[19:35] <astroid> bai
[19:35] <astroid> i gotta post that now
[19:36] <gorf> i got to the door
[19:36] <gorf> and i realized
[19:36] <gorf> if tubgirl were immortal
[19:36] <gorf> she would be getting close
[19:36] <astroid> LOL YES
[19:36] <astroid> efficient!
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this is the essence of the irc

I enjoyed this blog

that's actually the best thing I've ever read

haha, I didn't think you would actually post it! :P

you have time for this, and not for me on aim.

pox on you and your fambly

i dont have teh aims because my putes is ucked

how does i sign ariel out of aims?

"...an infinite number of digestive tracts... ...working on a finite number of shits"



astroid said: "
how does i sign ariel out of aims?"



have her sign a pre-nup
omg... teh irc

you'd have better luck w/ a cow.

'luck' has nothing to do with my shit distillation process

alas, these are hard times. again have we degenerated to posting inane irc ramblings in blog format.

i think we need a 700 billion $ blog bailout asap

we need to reform our fecal safety net that hasnt been reformed since FDR.

i don't know what i'm more thrilled about: t*bgirl on front page or corrective use of the subjunctive

t*bgirl is alive and well and making tunes

link

check the bad ass bass

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