my day so far
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Author: tylth on August 30 2006
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woke up at around 9:20am, removed my earplugs, drank some oj, fought my boner and the urge to destroy someting. read an sms of my now gone flatmate whining about silly stuff. laughting, feeling good. surfed the internet, drank large amounts of white tea and ate my granola. moved out to shop a new inner tube for my bicycle. made my laundry, fixed the bike. went out again to work out at the gym for approx. one and a half hours. felt good afterwards. got home, ate spaghetti. surfed the net, masterbated to pics of stacy fergusin which brought me to a weak orgasm. played "yoshi story" on gameboy advance, died a lot in this level in world five. got mad, fought the urge to destroiy something. got a call of a friend suggesting to make some holiday trip in the next week. destination: yet unknown. approved to that. went to university to lent some dvd movies and rip some toilet paper. found out that the dvd rental was closed. destroyed random stuff in frenzy, ripped a lot of toilet paper (bagpack full), which was good. got home. boredom. bought two beer and played a lot of fast music very loud while drinkin the beer. wrote this blog, which i will regret by the time i post it. yup, that is it, i guess. i just want poeple to read thisSUNSHINE!!! jahahahahahaahahhahahahhHAHAHA








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uh, yeah, how was your day, fellas and fellarinas!?

also, i am going to send bestiality pron and snuff to everything rating this mindcrap "good"!

haha, astroid, you are so DOOMED!!!

lol stealing toilet paper

fergie? ewwww.

what exactly does "fought my boner" mean?

better than my day, so far...

awaiting the BP

update:
my homie eugen justcalled to drop by with verena and some booze. coulnd't be better. see ya later...

heck astroid, let me respond to that later, i have to make myself presentable right now

squal, what is BP!?

STOP LIKINg THIS, I suCk!!!
front page, here we come!

now he called again to put me ice in the fridge. stupid son of an polish bitch doesnt knowt hat i keep ice in ther all the time...

tylth said: "now he called again to put me ice in the fridge. "


more prostitute heads?

haha, they decompose in a tub in hells kitchen. im not THaT stroopit

dissolving pro heads is so wasteful.

don't make me link to more myspace gore metal

i know, but what else should i do whith them? i'm alousy cook

the university has a lot of toilets in those labyrhintic hallways, full with toilet paper waiting there for me to grab it. made me feel like a barbarian on prey. adrenalin rush, YEAH

and fergie... you know, i like the athletic body type and she has some neat abs, you know. but i felt realy abused and gulty afterwards and instantly deleted all that i got from this obssessive google poicture hunt. it started that she was featured on my news webpage coz she has that new (first) solo album out. there was a picture slideshow and it started with her abs making me hoerny...


ahh it feels soo good presenting my privat live in public...

it was an enjoyable read.

good use of language and creative spellenations.

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