What I Am - by Erik Satie (1866-1925)
StoreTags: music theory, philosophy, composer
Author: mookid on December 20 2006
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--> Everyone will tell you I am not a musician. That is correct.
From the very beginning of my career I class myself a phonometrographer. My work is completely phonometrical. Take my Fils des Étoiles, or my Morceaux en forme de Poire, my En habit de Cheval or my Sarabandes - it is evident that musical ideas played no part whatsoever in their composition. Science is the dominating factor.
Besides, I enjoy measuring a sound much more than hearing it. With my phonometer in my hand, I work happily and with confidence.
What haven't I weighed or measured? I've done all Beethoven, all Verdi, etc. It's fascinating.
The first time I used a phonoscope, I examined a B flat of medium size. I can assure you that I have never seen anything so revolting. I called in my man to show it to him.
On my phono-scales a common or garden F sharp registered 93 kilos. It came out of a fat tenor whom I also weighed.
Do you know how to clean sounds? It's a filthy business. Stretching them out is cleaner; indexing them is a meticulous task and needs good eyesight. Here, we are in the realm of pyrophony.
To write my Pièces Froides, I used a caleidophone recorder. It took seven minutes. I called in my man to let him hear them.
I think I can say that phonology is superior to music. There's more variety in it. The financial return is greater, too. I owe my fortune to it.
At all events, with a motodynamophone, even a rather inexperienced phonometrologist can easily note down more sounds that the most skilled musician in the same time, using the same amount of effort. This is how I have been able to write so much.
And so the future lies with philophony.


The man was ahead of his time. Check out his tunes, if you haven't already.
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I think I have that LP too, Deltasleep! I forgot all about it.

Is it the one with the moogs?

just look at those tiny glasses and hat
brilliance at tops!

I've thought that many times, Deltasleep. And not just music. Art, in general.

I'm pretty against SSRI's in most cases... definitely not all. But it should be a short-term thing to help you get over some a hump, coupled with lots of ongoing therapy, not a band-aid.

although the flip-side of that coin is.... the inherent selfishness of that.

Many of those depressed artists might have PREFERRED to live an easy, dull life rather than a painful but artistically productive one. And who are we to question that?

Zanf, It appears he was 'funny peculiar' as well as 'funny haha'

I think my old PE teacher was a Gymnopéde

And yes, I did realize this was a joke, When I said ahead of his time, I was referring to his creative output excluding his description of the Victorian version of WaveLab.

(Must go to Maplins and get a Phonometer)

Zanf: That dodgy soundcard you had. Wasn't that a Moto Dynamophone ?

i just downloaded like ten or more albums of erik satie ... such great music .... blah .. thats all

where would be a good place to start exploring his work?

Claudia: this was the first CD of his that I heard: link

It's a nice compilation of a lot of the shorter pieces, including the horndog Gymnopaedies.

The one thing about that CD that I don't like is they break the Gymnopaedies up, but custom playlists can fix that.

Satie is THE man. I love his work, oh yeah. Mad as a teapot too apparently

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