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I was in a charity shop this afternoon, crate-digging for bargains, when I came across some old Pianoforte sheet music booklets.
The kind of thing they sold in old fashioned music shops.
a couple of titles caught my eye.
I held them up to the shop assistant and said:
"i dont think you should be selling this in here"
she laughed and said:
"You can have them for 30p each"
(see pics)
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mookid
He's doing well for himself link
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astroid
wow
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Roshi
OMG. That is crazy!
I want to hear a monty version of Dance of the Midgets, though. 
12/21/06
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monty
after christmas i'll sit down and midi-fy these.
ill upload them.
we could have a Midget-Mixit or a Racist-Remix
er...ill shut up now.
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jdg
maybe the music is great, just the titles suck!?!
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monty
on the midget cover someone has written:
"half and hour, twice a day"
wtf lol.
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Roshi
LOL.
That's the funniest thing I've heard this week.
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jdg
hahah awtf?!? me2
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mookid
'Half an hour twice a day' is how my granpa made it to 108 years young
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Roshi
That's a whole lotta little people.
No offense to little people.
edited: Dec 21 2006
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VC
I want to hear nigger dance, you HAVE TO midify these!
12/21/06
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mlbot
MDM = midget dance music. Its the new IDM, didn't you know?
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monty
if those midgets formed a union it would be called: MDMA
midget dance music association
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mookid
Laughing at midgets is okay because they are funny.
But the N word is naughty.
I'd also love to hear what the honky thinks 'nigger dance' sounds like. ('con molto squabble' on the stave?)
edited: Dec 21 2006
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monty
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