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sleeping pills and whiskey where found by the cats bag of meow
mix!!! Details at 6.
Words jdg said to teh cat b4 in perished:
The wifes gone this week, Ill make da beats phat!!
please jdg, say something.We all feel the passion you had for your
cat. but dude, whiskey in the cat bowl? Hash balls were found in teh meow mix!
later a touching reading by Pawel.
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deltasleep
the last cat I had took a dump on my couch, my bed, under my table, and the last straw was when he pissed on a pleather beanbag chair and I sat in it and got splashed. He now lives on my in-laws misfit farm with a hairlipped goat, a chicken with goiters, an emotionally disturbed llama, a blind potbellied pig, and a really grumpy miniature donkey. And it serves him right.
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utofbu
sounds like the the place where a cat like that would be king
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jdg
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sAMsKi
well.......................................................................................!
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astroid
i woke up with a cat taking a stinking piss on me once.
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Artsigreg
where jdg in all of this u ask? the police say somewhere west of kentucky running!!
they say the best thing to do its rub the cats face in its crap or piss
and it will never do it again. Although that may work,
I just verbally humiliate it and remove ribs.
and shave its whiskers monthly.
looks like jdg resorted to whiskey and sleeping pills.
everyones diffrent.
when jdg said his wife was gone and he was going
to make the beats phat, i didnt think he meant
make his cat (bloated) fat with whiskey, crazy.
And the sleeping pills brought the cat into a world
they say where the cats lived like savages, his cat was
cornered, and the whisky didnt help!!!
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Roshi
We had a siamese cat that was older than me when he died...he was 22 and I was 19.
I bet bacon is the key to cat longevity.
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Lara
don't joke about the death of another man's cat. that shit is serious!!
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Artsigreg
spoken like a true women, u cat lover.
jdg thanks u all of your support. Atleast we
know it was a cat of vision and lightning
speed.
Plus from the pills and whiskey we found
we know the cat "went out" happy.
about its speed.. oh, it was lightning fast
with the vision of 4 cats. The mice would run away
from our beloved cat creeping from a half of mile!!
Yet she would catch it with dignity and tenacity
that boggles the mind. She will be missed. but not by the mice.
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Roshi
lara said: "don't joke about the death of another man's cat. that shit is serious!!"
as with all of greg's posts, I'm unsure of the reality/truth.
I still think I'm a shemale because of him.
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Artsigreg
lol, the cat , the cat guys........no time for jokes.
This just in: Autopsy reports proved she was never happy with her hind legs!!!
Although quick and to the point, she never thought she had the speed of her mother
Who would creep through the field in the same way she did; seemingly enclosing the
Mice and birds from every angle. She was always ashamed of this. So the whiskey seems
As a crutch for her and jdg the dealer. Whilst making da beats phat like jdg usually does, our beloved kitty began doing shots of peppermint rumplemints. Then the sleeping pills
coupled with the whisky made her flip the hell out. Then we believe she wandered to her cat bowl for a savory bits of meow mix only to find some of the most premium hash ever reserved for cat or human only
sinisterly rolled up into tuna fish shapes!
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jdg
MY CAT ISN"T DEAD FYI
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Jetsom
If it was though, it would be dancing around with the other cats in cat heaven now.
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jdg
the cats too fat to dance.
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Artsigreg
I buried paul.
thats right, thats right jdg.
denial is one of the first phases. Your right jdg,
it isnt dead, its spirit will live on forever!!!
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