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a little butt, a boot, moi
Author: umami on June 19 2006 Viewed 3478 times. 13 people liked this blog. You can rate it below if you haven't already.
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Ahora! I have been coming for too long now and I doubt anyone cares, so if your interested, here is my life story exploded:
I was born in Alaska in 1974 where I grew up in an igloo, riding to school on the backs of huskies and waging massive land battles with the natives over seal fur and whale oil. We forced them to take intoxicating drugs while we robbed them of their land and women.
I moved to Seattle, WA when I was 18 after dropping out of college. I later went back to school after punishing myself with hard labor for several years, and now I play piano in a whorehouse for $6/week.
I'm 6'2" and I probably weigh less than any of you. I'm going grey, but I think it's going to beat going bald, which I might also do later. Only time will tell.
I drive a 1976 Volvo station wagon, orange, which is my first and only car. I also ride bikes. Lots of them--as many as I can afford.
I only take prescription medication, though not necessarily my own. Also, I recently bought the most expensive bottle of whiskey ever, which works in a pinch. I can't make music under the influence of anything--I tend to get distracted by...well, everything.
I play a little piano, and also a little guitar. I play the full-size ones as well, but the little ones travel better.
I hope you understand im very bored (am at work). This is probably the least undressing blarg so far. | |
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airliner
san francisco could give seattle some fixie competition, i'm sure. even santa rosa has a fixie "scene". and boy oh boy is it a scenester thing there...
ps i like your car.
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