Portland, Oregon, USA
Electronic Music other: astroid vs jdg
Written February 21 2007 , Tags: butterzone, potato, sourcreamzone
Back in the day, when em411 was a more refined and cultered site, the King of Noodly Gear was clearly jdg, what with his KYMA and all. But those days have passed, and now I have to read about Astroid and his stupid Nord G2 modular, like, twice a week. Its really boring and lame. At least when jdg droned endlessly about how cool the KYMA system was, he did so in a clever, typing-error-ful way.
But astroid? He seems like just some poor jdg-wanna-be that was created in some Academic Los Angeles Movie Industry Laboratory.
mlbots so fat he has a matching gravy train and boat
fatstroid said: "mlbot is so fat he has to get dressed using plate tectonics"
mlbots so fat his beltline has to be measured in AUs
mlbots so fat, when you are in The Butterzone, you are in him.
mlbot's so fat, when he listens to your music he says "it needs more cow"
mlbots so fat he uses a "piano loaf"
mlbot's so fat, he wrote gilbert grape
mlbots so fat, he just Lunched Out Loud at "piano loaf".
And his favorite band is
if your work doesn't take your photoshop away, you're never going to invent the next olestra
and lol @ the discussion thread attached to this blog
oh no bla took down bla/bla. i don't wanna post that link again.
sorry i only put that blog up cos i was drunk and in a funny mood
i was a bit disappointed to find it had been edited by the 'moderators'
i didnt think there was any need for it (ok so there wasnt any need for the blog in the first place)
this site could easily be ruined if the mods edit stuff for their own humour rather than to remove offensive material
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