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astroid vs jdg
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Author: mlbot on February 21 2007
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--> Back in the day, when em411 was a more refined and cultered site, the King of Noodly Gear was clearly jdg, what with his KYMA and all. But those days have passed, and now I have to read about Astroid and his stupid Nord G2 modular, like, twice a week. Its really boring and lame. At least when jdg droned endlessly about how cool the KYMA system was, he did so in a clever, typing-error-ful way.

But astroid? He seems like just some poor jdg-wanna-be that was created in some Academic Los Angeles Movie Industry Laboratory.
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