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astroid vs jdg
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Author: mlbot on February 21 2007
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--> Back in the day, when em411 was a more refined and cultered site, the King of Noodly Gear was clearly jdg, what with his KYMA and all. But those days have passed, and now I have to read about Astroid and his stupid Nord G2 modular, like, twice a week. Its really boring and lame. At least when jdg droned endlessly about how cool the KYMA system was, he did so in a clever, typing-error-ful way.

But astroid? He seems like just some poor jdg-wanna-be that was created in some Academic Los Angeles Movie Industry Laboratory.
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LOL!

It's clear none of us are really working right now

bravo, maestro

astroid has more and bigger balls than jdg.

i know. don't ask.

tylth said: "astroid has more and bigger balls than jdg.

i know. don't ask."


wtf?

The one way to determine if astroid is in fact a jdg clone is to begin to feed him peppers. Jdg has an inborn tolerance to some of the hottest foods imaginable and thus would be unaffected by any amount of spice.

He who controls the Spice, controls the universe!

mlbot said: " quit quoting yourself. "

How's jdg's tolerance to Spice Girls?

mlbot said: "
mlbot said: " set your shit level to "low". "
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mlbot said: "How's jdg's tolerance to Spice Girls?"


like sunlight to a xeroderma pigmentosumist? he probably likes the girl power. and with girl power i mean teh boobs.

but i am not really a jaydogayshonist, just answering for teh fun. i also like dropping latin names of illnesses i researched on wikipedia. and red wine

mlbot said: "How's jdg's tolerance to Spice Girls?"


This is only a hypothesis, but I'm guessing he doesn't really really really want to zig a zig ahhh.

p said: "
mlbot said: "How's jdg's tolerance to Spice Girls?"


This is only a hypothesis, but I'm guessing he doesn't really really really want to zig a zig ahhh."


you'd be surprised.

true story; he wanted to have sex with one of the spice girls really badly so he started trying to fuck all of her friends. he thought to himself, "she wants me to get with all of her friends before i can be with her... that is a pretty sweet deal!"

lol@sourcreamzone

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