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About 10 min ago a bird flew down my chimeney and into the living room
i spent 5 min chasing it with a towel. i didnt even realize i was destroying
the room. Finally i caught it in the towel and threw it out side. the stupid
thing had no respect for humans.
there is no way that after that whole scuffle it didnt shit somewere
im still searching....
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05/24/07
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soundhdack
AtlusZero said: "I got one beter thatn commin through the chimney.
A bird, a black bird...not a crow or a raven...not sure what other type but, any way...
THis black bird mysteriously appears in my basement...no one saw it fly in and the fluke on the chim was closed.
The only reason we knew the bird was even there was because of my cat.
We get the damn thing out and like, a week later...another balck bird of the same variaty appears, mysteriously in the basment.
We get it out. I go to work.
When i get back home, my girl tells me that the gas company had been callin all day.
She said she finally called them back to discover that there was a gas leak in the house.
Now thats some creepy s h i t"
Wow!
05/24/07
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slp
i got hit by birdshit on my way to work , first week at a new workplace. 50 meters from the office. actually, it wasnt just one bird but a whole bunch of em who decided its a good idea to get rid of their shit right above my head.
luckily there was an h&m 3 minutes away where i got a new t-shirt before heading in to work.
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naw
I think its more like stupid humans and not stupid birds... birds are the most ancient of all living animals they are direct decendents of dinosaurs and if any one should have respect for any one it should be us for them...
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mlbot
Nevermore!
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electrodan
pft! dinosaurs! You believe in dinosaurs? Dont you know thats one of god's oldest gags? Giant flying fukin lizards... you moron! :P
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subset
a creationist from colorado? who'duh thunkit?
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electrodan
I dont see a tounge in cheek icon in your post! so how do I know you're being sarcastic?! ; )
(thats a wink - it means... "wink")
and btw - the creationists are from Kansas - just one state to the east. ; )
(thats another wink)
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electrodan
(also for those of you who dont know Bill Hicks, I ripped that right out of one of his "Dinosaurs/creationism" bits)
11/04/07
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energygiant
atlus you need to read the book 'lunar park'
and then re-evaluate what you really saw
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