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inappropriate joke

Author: bigfatpwner on May 25 2007

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--> I heard this joke today, I'd like to share it with you.

Q: "How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?"

A: "Suck his dick."

thoughts?

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05/25/07 + energygiant

sounds reasonable

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05/25/07 + MatthewCosta

lmao

humping ? i would get it in the ass from a dog rather than suck its dick..

or would i....

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05/25/07 + Jim

I heard that joke in middle school and thought it was hilarious. That was like 12 years ago though.

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05/25/07 + Roshi

LOL.

I have a worse one.

But I won't share it.

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05/25/07 + adcBicycle

c'mon roshi. share!!

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05/25/07 + Roshi

Okay, you asked for it:

How did you know when your sister is having her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

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05/25/07 + mixedtape

LOOOOL omfg i've got so many dad jokes that were passed on to me. Somehow, roshi, that's not a dad joke but it's still LOOOL.

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05/25/07 + electrodan

Roshi = wow

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05/25/07 + nightowl

i heard it in a different form:
Q: how does an arkansas woman know when her mother is on her period?
A: her brother's dick tastes funny.
(apologies to anyone from arkansas)

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05/25/07 + astroid

this is the best when you say it to a new roomate. that's how i learned it, in fact:

how do you know if your roomate is gay?

his dick tastes like shit

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05/25/07 + everamzah

i sexually harassed mlbot with a few of my favorite rotten quotes:

"take it out daddy i have to poop"
and
"take it out daddy, grampy wants a turn"

i got these from a guy at chess night who's always talking like a sick perverted old man. in fact, most of his conversations are held in this dialect. ah, he's teh king of "that's what she said" so i write this in his honor.

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05/25/07 + Psyingo

why did laird eat at arbys?

the sperm bank was closed.

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05/26/07 + sAMsKi

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple...?

...gang rape.

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05/26/07 + sAMsKi

whoops...did i post that.

ahaha

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05/26/07 + everamzah

worst blog ever LOL

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