Electronic Music 411 - inappropriate joke -

4AM ...Long night, I'm drunk. I can only remember offensive jokes.

Why do babies have soft spots on their head?
So nurses can carry them around ten at a time.

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.

Where does a woman go after leaving the battered women's shelter?
To the kitchen, if she knows what's good for her.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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05/27/07 + delete

- where did little Annie go after the explosion?
- everywhere

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05/27/07 + sAMsKi

ahahaha yes!

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edited: May 27 2007 + delete

************* VERY VERY VERY BAD MISOGYNIST JOKE *****************

- what is the redundant & unnecessary bulk of meat around a vagina called?

- woman

S-:

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05/27/07 + bleen

when did women become a race?

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05/27/07 + linde

Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall?

A: My dick while I'm doing it.

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05/27/07 + delete

bleen: yep, greek to english translation error, i think i found the correct term now. thanks for correcting me

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05/27/07 + sAMsKi

LOL!! sorry, but i love jokes like this...!!

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