Electronic Music 411 - inappropriate joke -

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking down a beach and they see this little boy playing in the surf. The Catholic Priest says "hey let's go fuck that little boy". The Rabbi looks at the boy and says "fuck him out of what?"

A woman arrives at the check out stand of a supermarket with three items: an apple, a bottle of orange juice, and a pint of ice cream. The clerk says " I'm guessing you must be single". The woman says " well yes I am, how did you know?" The clerk says " because you're so fucking ugly"

-two of my favorites

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