Sun City, Arizona, USA
this may or may not be what really happened
StoreTags: walrus, teabag, irc
Author: utofbu on May 29 2007
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--> <jdg> ever teabag a walrus?
<psyingo> you want that machine i built for you and your mother?
<everamzah> lolol
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHA astroid
<everamzah> HAHAHAHHA
<everamzah> ha
<everamzah> a
<psyingo> seriously
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHHAHAHA
<psyingo> it's good shit
<crasyS> meaby we should rename em411 for p411 meaning pot411
<mnkvolcano> LMAO
<everamzah> this is too fucking funy
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHA
<psyingo> you've just gotta press the red button
<psyingo> seriously
<mnkvolcano> i'm dying here
<everamzah> what timing
<psyingo> it's good .. . . i spent all night working on it.
<everamzah> so astroid..
<everamzah> do you think i'm sexy?
<psyingo> jdg, what's up mccaig
<mnkvolcano> LOL
<jdg> MWAHAHAH
<everamzah> tell me
<everamzah> i have to know
<everamzah> NOW
<mnkvolcano> i heard
<astroid> i think you're very sexy
<mnkvolcano> haha
<psyingo> jdg, can you master my girlfriend please?
<crasyS> this place is wack
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
<mnkvolcano> i heard ever has a crush on jdg
<astroid> and ariel thinks i can puke on her.
<mnkvolcano> lol
<psyingo> astroid, seriously?
<psyingo> that's some hot shit
<utofbu> hahahahah
<utofbu> haha
<everamzah> omg
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHHA
<everamzah> i'm confused as shit now
<astroid> puke fuck is the new ass fuck is the new missionary
<utofbu> AHAHAH
<mnkvolcano> me2!!1
<mnkvolcano> LOL
<mnkvolcano> HAHAHAHHAHA
* utofbu sets mode -r utofbu
* You are now known as PAWEL
<mnkvolcano> LMAO
<mnkvolcano> lksjhdfkjahdsa
<crasyS> sick people
<PAWEL> FUCK BITCHES
* psyingo is now known as everam2ah
<everamzah> ha
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
<everam2ah> so uh
<everam2ah> evera, what you doin' after the show later tonight?
<mnkvolcano> who the fuck is who?
* astroid is now known as mlbot
<mnkvolcano> lol
<mlbot> fart
<crasyS> lol
<everam2ah> you wanna go over to the football field and like...make out?
* utofbu sets mode -r utofbu
* You are now known as jdg
<mnkvolcano> everam2ah: ya sure
* mlbot is now known as bitbare
<everam2ah> evera, I know mnk said he wanted dibs on ya, but the thing is . . . I love you and he only loves your breasts.
<everamzah> ha
<bitbare> despite popular belief...i am NOT pawel.
<everamzah> lol
<mnkvolcano> my moobs?
<everam2ah> evera, really...I love beards too!
* everamzah is now known as Aphex
<crasyS> you know im gonna publish this on the web as the worst of the em411 chat room
<mnkvolcano> everam2ah: well it's gone so forget about it
<jdg> I found out that my other testicle lives in san antonio and pimps sea lions to walruses
<Aphex> u r all pathetic
* everam2ah paraquinas
<mnkvolcano> crasyS: i think u should
* bitbare is now known as rusty
* mnkvolcano is now known as Squarepusher
<Aphex> lol
<everam2ah> jdg?
* rusty is now known as autechre
<everam2ah> jdg, seriously?
<jdg> finally
<Aphex> wow
<everam2ah> san antonio TX!
<everam2ah> fuck yeah
<everam2ah> yeee haw!
<autechre> omg check this out, meh new beet
<Squarepusher> I can't believe the IQ of you people. Really I am amazing and you all are qiite pathetic
<Squarepusher> HAHHAHAHA
<autechre> sstsotjjjj sttttt sttttkkkk st st st kkkk
<Squarepusher> AUTECHRE
<everam2ah> I'm moving from maine to SA Town!
<crasyS> well thats funny people but there a limit you know
<everam2ah> hahaa
<Aphex> I am TEH BEST SQUABBLER
<Squarepusher> HAHAHAHA
<Aphex> U ALL SUCK
<jdg> squarepusher can suck on a dick compared to astroid
<Aphex> lolol
* autechre is now known as JohnCage
* everam2ah is now known as Wall_of_Vagina
<JohnCage> ok, seriously guys
<Squarepusher> aphex twin is a has been
<jdg> HAHAHA
<JohnCage> i am the OG of you all
<crasyS> pffffff lolololololololololol
<Aphex> haha
<jdg> I will slappahoe Cage.
* Squarepusher is now known as JesusChrist
<Wall_of_Vagina> I am the wall of vagina...all em musicians come into and explore organicness!
<crasyS> realy good shit you took people
<JesusChrist> HAHAHAHAHHA
* Aphex is now known as GODofEM
<crasyS> or meaby you have shit stuck on the brain
<Wall_of_Vagina> Jesus, you did not come from a man, but from Women and God!
* GODofEM smites everyone
<jdg> I still will bitchslap you dude
<GODofEM> damn it
* JesusChrist pisses in everyone's mouth
* Wall_of_Vagina Virgin Mary
<GODofEM> lol
<GODofEM> ha
<JesusChrist> ...at the same tim
<GODofEM> shit
* jdg swallows
<GODofEM> i didn't see u were jesus
* JohnCage is now known as the-den-of-evil
<JesusChrist> lol
* JesusChrist is now known as dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd
<jdg> okokok
* Wall_of_Vagina is now known as VirginMary
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> who am i?
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> who am i?
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> ???
* GODofEM is now known as Britneyspears
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> hahahahaha
<jdg> a fajina
* VirginMary Taco
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> fajina
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> lol
* VirginMary is now known as Taco
<Britneyspears> lolol
<crasyS> booby spear has arrive
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> hahahah omg
* the-den-of-evil is now known as x-tin_aguinotits
* Taco refried beans
<dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd> this is killing me
* Taco is now known as refriend
* refriend is now known as refried
* You are now known as SealForce_2002
* dslfkhkajdshfkjhsafd is now known as Cartman
<Cartman> screw you guys
* Britneyspears yerMom
<Cartman> i'm going home
* Cartman is now known as everamzah
<Britneyspears> ha
<everamzah> HAHAHAHHA
* x-tin_aguinotits is now known as cumrag
* Britneyspears is now known as mnkvolcno
<refried> later guys
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<mnkvolcno> ok
<refried> I'm outta here
<mnkvolcno> i'm me
<mnkvolcno> now
<refried> peace
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<everamzah> HAHAHHAHA
<mnkvolcno> peace
<mnkvolcno> u
<SealForce_2002> ARR ARR ARR
<everamzah> phew
<everamzah> HAHA
<mnkvolcno> who ever
<crasyS> lets play the game of who is who whit your host crasyS
<mnkvolcno> utofbu
<everamzah> a good laugh!!!
<mnkvolcno> i think
<SealForce_2002> okok
<everamzah> crasyS: LOL!
* You are now known as utofbu
* utofbu sets mode +r utofbu
* refried has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<everamzah> omg
* cumrag is now known as psyingo
<mnkvolcno> at first i didn't realize that astroid and jdg where not really here
<psyingo> hahahahahah
<everamzah> i would have said good bye to refried
<everamzah> cept i dont know who he was
<mnkvolcno> i thought they had just happened to show up when we changed names
<everamzah> LOL monk
<utofbu> that was great
<mnkvolcno> yea
<mnkvolcno> classic
<utofbu> I had no idea who was who
<psyingo> someone should blog about that.


And so I did..

The End.

Shoo.
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<autechre> omg check this out, meh new beet
<autechre> sstsotjjjj sttttt sttttkkkk st st st kkkk

i spat my beer out my nose at this point

<JohnCage> ok, seriously guys


thats where I lost it.

oh lord.

fuckin wankers

this is why i dont go into IRC with u guys.. no one would believe it was me.

You mean like this?

jdg said: "
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
"


link

you dirty sacks of shit

? mmkay...

im happy to be normal compare to those irc freak lol i had to stay sane so i could laft while reading your crazyness

I was refried...you can do the rest of the math to figure out who else I was.

haha, this is why I hang out in the irc more than I do on the board.

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