Electronic Music 411 - O the Throes of Age - 'old, damn old, so fucking damn, sob'

only real downsides so far to the 30s are:
* Tummy embiggening, and resulting need to eliminate beer from diet
* Relentless farts after eating, well, pretty much anything

Oh, and of course the existential struggle against increasing recognition of your own meaningless

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09/26/07 + Roshi

Tips for after 70 (given to Jim's dad on turning that age):

*Never waste a boner
*Never trust a fart

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09/26/07 + tantan

I never trust a boner, and I never waste a fart

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09/26/07 + jogn

The relentless farting is a precursor to IBS.

yeah it's all in caps.

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09/26/07 + tantan

Next step: colostomy bag!

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09/26/07 + khoral

ha, what has become of that thread when I was out...

thx guys
now seriously I don't feel old
I actually feel younger than when I had 25, which I thought was bad news
but it's probably my brain cells popping out while I type
or it's numbers ending with 5
like, 15... ugh...

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09/26/07 + bla

im with you on that
5's are bad

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09/26/07 + bla

oh- yeah happy birthday
its mike paradinas' birthday too

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09/26/07 + papergoose

congrats, khoral! you made it!
It's all down hill from here... which is a good thing.

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09/26/07 + ignatius

good for you. i went to japan when i turned 30. thank you 9-11 for cheap air fare to tokyo! I'll be 36 in december. fuck.

btw- we're all young enough that we'll still be alive when they have some really awesome gene therapy going on.. by the time we're 50-60 years old they'll turn our gene's on and off and get us all lined up and disease free. baldness? ha.. i scoff at thee.. diabetes.. pshaww.. heart disease.. pffft...cancer ??? we'll see.. there are so many types of cancer.

so.. though the world is pile of shit these days.. (doesn't PART of every generation say that?) it's also rich in nutrients and soon a lovely patch of green grass will grow.. or i guess it could be deadly english ivy that twists it's way around everything living and strangles it leaving a hollow fragile dusty carcass. no one knows.

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