O the Throes of Age
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Author: khoral on September 26 2007
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I'm not nearly as old as Zanf but still...
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I dont trust anyone too young to have seen Star Wars in its first theatrical release.

Every generation is dead certain to live the worst times of all
For one thing, my cat just threw up on the floor (really)

I have seen Return of the jedi in its first release
Does that count?

mlbot said: "I dont trust anyone too young to have seen Star Wars in its first theatrical release."


star wars, smokey and the bandit, poltergeist, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Close Encounters of the Third Kind .. and i also saw Hooper.... all in the theater... lol.

link

put that in your pipe and smoke it.

khoral said: "I have seen Return of the jedi in its first release
Does that count?"


No.

But ignatius? I'd let him date my daughter, if I had one, I trust him so implicitly.
My first Burt didn't come until link

Come on, that's just fascist talk
Return of the jedi, for Jeebus' sake

You expect me to let you date my imaginary daughter because you fuggin' saw some Ewoks???

Git away from her, you damn dirty Ferrigner, befores I gits my shotgun and unloads both barrels in yer Franch beehind.
I saw Darth Vader defeat the Emperor with my own juvenile eyes
That deserves at the very least a date

i recently turned thirty-one (on the first to be exact) and i can easily pass for twenty-five, or younger for that matter. but like i always say: "the only thing worse than a teen is a twenty-something." it should be our civic duty as thirty-somethings to beat up bar-hopping twenty-two year olds, especially loud, obnoxious girls.

If you had really seen it, you'd know she's actually your sister, and you'd be happy that she and Hagnatiu Solo are hookin' up.

I saw ET in the theater that's about as far back as I go. I envy those who saw science fiction when space was a warm kodak brown. It had faded to blue by the time Jedi came out.

that is the craziest thing I've heard today

11t1 is so old, he watched Alchemy Fiction films.

ET is probably the oldest film I've seen, or at least that I remember having seen

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