O the Throes of Age
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Author: khoral on September 26 2007
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I'm 30 today
I mean, wow
I'm not nearly as old as Zanf but still...
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childish girls who sing fairy tales, I meant... not NIN obviously (mmmh...)

khoral said: "I got mocked by Alice M. of Nantes in 1995 "
If I said I wasn nothing like a young French girl, I'd be lying.


MOCK MOCK MOCK. You aren't old enough to be one of us old hipsters, but you are too old to be a hipster youth. Ha ha!

being 30 is the new hip
before that you're a sorry loser too young to have seen Ghostbusters on screen
after that, well, you're kinda like mlbot, zanf or jdg
no offense, but... you know...

im only going to be 30 for another 9 days
what should i do?

pray for Father Time not to mlbotify you too much
I know I pray everyday

bla said: "im only going to be 30 for another 9 days
what should i do?"


Learn not to define yourself by the movies you watched as a kid? ;)

roshi said: "Learn not to define yourself by the movies you watched as a kid? ;)"

Sorry - Khoral, the time has come to renew yourself. Off to ceremony with you.

are you joking?
before Ghostbusters I had no idea the incarnate evil was a yugoslavian model with an outrageous 1984 haircut
it changed my life
happy birthday man! buy some nice toys for yourself. or better yet get someone else to buy you some nice toys. and use your own money to buy even MORE nice toys.

things really start speeding up after 30. i'm 33 and i have no idea what happened in the last 3 years. alzheimers, already?

CHOOSE..... CHOOSE THE FORM OF ZAANF

Zaanf, ha
that would be... so weird

bbwas I'm sure gonna do... actually I'm thinking of buying me a certain phatt toy on saturday
33, that's a good age to die... are you planning to die a miserable death for us? spread your arms horizontally if you agree

happy birthday. Yow, I'm almost 33!!! Yikes!

Hell, I never realised how grandpaesque this site was!

33 isn't an age, its a RPM.

astroid said: "i remember composing a speech in my head to the guy who mocked me for the inxs. it went something like this:

...and one day you'll feel a gentle drizzle on your head. you'll look up to see what it is, and it'll be me, ten steps above you on the ladder of life, pissing on you..."


I do believe there is surgery for narrow urethras...make a drizzle a raging stream

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