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i was born in 1974 in seattle, almost fully grown.
i remember the birth well, but i wasn't done with my hand of solitare.. so i was a bit upset. my mother, on the other hand, still says she does not remember giving birth to me (am i from krypton?)
at age 3 i was already stronger then most ppl you have ever met.
at age 17 on my birthday, i ate 32 pieces of bacon, and 1 lb of hashbrowns.
at age 22 i graduated college (in spelling, if you can believe that)
at age 31 on my birhtday, i ate $500 worth of food.
today, july 5th, 2006, im going to the post office and going to get some teriyaki.
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jdg
Some thoughts have a certain sound... but not yours.
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Zanf
even your name is a killing word. it kills me every time i hear it.
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skab
Zanf said: "even your name is a killing word. it kills me every time i hear it."
and how can this be? for he is quizturd halifax!
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jdg
I will bend like a tubby reed in the wind.
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Zanf
Father... father, the slurper has awakened!
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jdg
You are so beautiful, my chris. Your skin - love to me. Your diseases - lovingly cared for for all eternity!
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Zanf
Don't try your powers on me, witch! Try looking into that place where you dare not look. You'll find me there, staring back at you!
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bleen
dune, you're getting a smell...
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jdg
stfu duney (when movie quotes collide)
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kidko
LOL NERDCORE
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xoxos
patron..
allow me to share my vision with you.
from november 05 to may 06 i worked at a rescue for pot-belied pigs. (...) ~400 specimens, one hog named ms. pinkerton (ms. tinkerpun imo)
when i was quitting i pointed a camera at her and she shook her head side to side. she never done that before!
last night i dream i am soaring over the mountains here, petroglyphs in the improbably accessable cliffs. down below two hogs (BIIIG animals) cavort. beautiful animals, lovely smiles. around a pine foresed peakt... a giant gray pot-belly squats in the middle of a wide and muddy wallow, squeezing out a giant crap pile.
now some of them pigs can get kinda mean at times, but some of them like my girl pinky, got a heart of gold.
just watch her around feedin time.
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papergoose
god i love xoxos.
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papergoose
the more spicy, the better.
John, you being from Seattle, I don't reckon you've had REAL spicy food.
You yankees have no idea.
none.
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jdg
lol. we have real chinese ppl here. yup, from china. and ppl from thailand..
imagine that.
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jdg
theres this curry house up here.
they say "how spicy do u get it at other places.. "
i say "5 stars"
they say "ok.. here, u get 2 stars"
so, then i say "ok, give me 3 stars"
then the chef comes out to talk to me out about how spicy its going to be... and give me the once over.. see if im gonna sue or anything.
i love that place..
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