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Author: jdg on July 05 2006 Viewed 9203 times. 36 people liked this blog. You can rate it below if you haven't already.
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i was born in 1974 in seattle, almost fully grown.
i remember the birth well, but i wasn't done with my hand of solitare.. so i was a bit upset. my mother, on the other hand, still says she does not remember giving birth to me (am i from krypton?)
at age 3 i was already stronger then most ppl you have ever met.
at age 17 on my birthday, i ate 32 pieces of bacon, and 1 lb of hashbrowns.
at age 22 i graduated college (in spelling, if you can believe that)
at age 31 on my birhtday, i ate $500 worth of food.
today, july 5th, 2006, im going to the post office and going to get some teriyaki.
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09/25/07
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mlbot
So Teriyaki Cigarettes would be perfectly safe, as well as tasty?
09/25/07
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mlbot
I wonder if I could invent bacon-flavored cigarettes?
09/25/07
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jdg
or, facon flavored for the hippies in portland
11/26/07
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j_chot
was the 31st birthday food sushi?
04/12/08
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hecanjog
I feel the need to bump this since JDG rockin' out popped up randomly on the homepage. Just like real life!
08/07/08
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RogerRoger
Still hilarious 2 years later. Spelling Degree. Dune nerdgasm. Teriyaki cigarettes?!? |-D Stop, I'm being murdered!
WTF happened to xoxos? I miss his outlandish prose.
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