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em411 FAQ:
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware.
q: which are better, macs or PCs?
a: Macs.
q: Which is better, software or hardware?
a: Hardware.
q: whic is better, fruity or reason?
a: neither. Go learn PD or Max/MSP.
q: why did my software [X] stop working?
a: don't use warez.
q: why aren't more people downloading the mp3 I just posted, or adding to the forum I just started?
a: it sucks
q: what do you guys think of my track?
a: needs more cowbell.
q: who is the best musician here?
a: i dunno, the releases are anonymous
q: who here likes house?
a: no-one, we only like IDM.
q: What is IDM?
a: Supatrigga VST.
q: Is IDM dead?
a: until at least one IDM musician stops looking at cat picture blogs and writes some music, yes.
q: I did something neat!
a: pics or STFU
q: my laptop makes this annoying noise...
a: ground loop isolator.
q: where is the old "X" feature?
a: stfu and enjoy your blog.
q: Hey! Where's my avatar?
a: Wiped out in the great Avatar War to end all Avatar Wars of 2006
q: what's this "BR" in my friends section?
a: Blogdan Releaszki
q: hey, why doesn't the song I just uploaded play correctly in the releases section?
a: it didn't pass the IDM filter; add Suptatrigga! globally and reupload
q: how do I post a *!@^#@% youtube link?
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07/07/06
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jdg
excellent updates sir mlshit.
and you're right about the hemroid.. forgot about the sax... im sure he has a saprano sax he plays at home in front of the bathroom mirror.
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lunatinker
analogue cowbell. wow.
mlbotz.astroidz.jdgz. ya'll crakc meh up....
like jdg's degree in spelling from "little about me" blog... lol
i liked raapie's new sobell song though.
how do you make those phat beatz. and turnipsz.
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astroid
i just got my double ocarina back today!
and i've been listening to lots of enya!
07/08/06
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seanh
where are all the girls?
this site is for electronic musicians, not their girlfriends.
who is the hottest girl in EM?
wendy carlos
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bsr
[edeit] pointless incendary rant deleted.
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jdg
bsr said: "[edeit] pointless incendary rant deleted."
damn too bad.. i bet it was funny.
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phundamental
lol @ anyone here being a good musician
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jdg
is it wrong to wish someone was dead?
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monty
phundamental said: "lol @ anyone here being a good musician"
you'll always be my favourite headcrusher
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Artsigreg
I dont know, it doenst make sense to say reason sucks, f.l. sucks or P.C. over mac....its all the user. I have pro tools and some other great programs
and i still use the latest fruity loops and it sounds just as good as anything else being produced by your mac users. So there's no rule or laws to anything, everything u said is opinion anyway.
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Artsigreg
why did the software stop working....so just download another version, fuck it.
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Artsigreg
The beatles would have been blown away with F.L. studio when they where making Sgt. Peppers on a FOUR TRACK!!!!!!
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daveojo
q: What is IDM
a: squabble beatz
q: How do I make these "squabble beatz"?
a: Buy 12 808's
q: How do I spell "teh"?
a: [poo]
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mookid
Q: Should I blog when drinking large quantities of alchohol?
A: No, go away I hate you! Oh, it's you. I really like you. Did I ever tell you how fond of your avatar I was? I've got something really interesting to say.....
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mookid
Q: why 411?
A: look on a phone key pad. It spells 'g . . ' That's 'GOD' after one round of hangman. What's the significance? None.
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