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em411 FAQ:
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware.
q: which are better, macs or PCs?
a: Macs.
q: Which is better, software or hardware?
a: Hardware.
q: whic is better, fruity or reason?
a: neither. Go learn PD or Max/MSP.
q: why did my software [X] stop working?
a: don't use warez.
q: why aren't more people downloading the mp3 I just posted, or adding to the forum I just started?
a: it sucks
q: what do you guys think of my track?
a: needs more cowbell.
q: who is the best musician here?
a: i dunno, the releases are anonymous
q: who here likes house?
a: no-one, we only like IDM.
q: What is IDM?
a: Supatrigga VST.
q: Is IDM dead?
a: until at least one IDM musician stops looking at cat picture blogs and writes some music, yes.
q: I did something neat!
a: pics or STFU
q: my laptop makes this annoying noise...
a: ground loop isolator.
q: can I disable the google ads?
a: only in the "members area"
q: where is the old "X" feature?
a: stfu and enjoy your blog.
q: Hey! Where's my avatar?
a: Wiped out in the great Avatar War to end all Avatar Wars of 2006
q: where should i move, Seattle or Portland?
a: Europe
q: what's this "BR" in my friends section?
a: Blogdan Releaszki
q: hey, why doesn't the song I just uploaded play correctly in the releases section?
a: it didn't pass the IDM filter; add Suptatrigga! globally and reupload | |
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07/09/06
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astroid
Q: who killed IDM?
A: djugle
07/10/06
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mlbot
Artsigreg said: "I dont know, it doenst make sense to say reason sucks, f.l. sucks or P.C. over mac....its all the user. I have pro tools and some other great programs
and i still use the latest fruity loops and it sounds just as good as anything else being produced by your mac users. So there's no rule or laws to anything, everything u said is opinion anyway."
this is the funniest yet... even funnier than Seanh's.
07/10/06
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jdg
just wanted to send u high five on the blogdan releaseski
07/10/06
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astroid
lol yeah, inspired for sure
07/28/06
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mlbot
q: whats a gropefuit? Is it like a grapefruit?
a: your posting has been temporarily disabled. Please *read the rules* before posting.
09/03/06
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energygiant
which color ipod is best?
11/28/06
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jdg
still LOL
11/28/06
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mlbot
are you on drugs?
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jdg
yes
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GregTArtZ
whats funny about it milbot?
11/28/06
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GregTArtZ
It's not the tools is the carpender, peroid. LOL
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everamzah
q: should the url in my release point to a php file?
12/11/06
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kidtwist
ha ha ha, the faqs are the best post i've read here.
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Artsigreg
oh, i see, duh
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