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em411 FAQ:
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware.
q: which are better, macs or PCs?
a: Macs.
q: Which is better, software or hardware?
a: Hardware.
q: whic is better, fruity or reason?
a: neither. Go learn PD or Max/MSP.
q: why did my software [X] stop working?
a: don't use warez.
q: why aren't more people downloading the mp3 I just posted, or adding to the forum I just started?
a: it sucks
q: what do you guys think of my track?
a: needs more cowbell.
q: who is the best musician here?
a: i dunno, the releases are anonymous
q: who here likes house?
a: no-one, we only like IDM.
q: What is IDM?
a: Supatrigga VST.
q: Is IDM dead?
a: until at least one IDM musician stops looking at cat picture blogs and writes some music, yes.
q: I did something neat!
a: pics or STFU
q: my laptop makes this annoying noise...
a: ground loop isolator.
q: where is the old "X" feature?
a: stfu and enjoy your blog.
q: Hey! Where's my avatar?
a: Wiped out in the great Avatar War to end all Avatar Wars of 2006
q: what's this "BR" in my friends section?
a: Blogdan Releaszki
q: hey, why doesn't the song I just uploaded play correctly in the releases section?
a: it didn't pass the IDM filter; add Suptatrigga! globally and reupload
q: how do I post a *!@^#@% youtube link?
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02/07/07
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Artsigreg
what is better burgers or lobster.
I'd say lobster? But I wouldn't say your wrong cause u like burgers dude.
its fucking opinion. dont be dumb.
03/06/07
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mlbot
defnintely burgers.
04/10/07
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mlbot
OK YOU MADE ME DO IT
q: Is IDM dead?
a: until at least one IDM musician stops looking at cat picture blogs and writes some music, yes.
04/10/07
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everamzah
congratulations, u just killed idm RIGHT THERE
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everamzah
no, no i kid - everytime someone uses that name it's like a punch in the face to the genre imo LOL stupid fucking name
04/10/07
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GregTArtZ
I'd love to hand out and eat burgers with all of you guys soon!
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mlbot
mlbot: 1
IDM: 0
watchout breakcore, I'm gonna kill you next.
04/16/07
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energygiant
Q: who created and maintains this site?
A: jdg...duhhhhhhhhhh
05/08/08
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Fant00m
q: how do i make beatz like aphex?
a: program your own apps, then get back into hardware.
or maybe, just maybe do something new and exciting instead?
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