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I'm totally flaking out...
Author: zfigz on January 18 2008
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Ok, I was supposed to go out with papergoose tonight for some drinks and then some dsp wankery at his place...but this super sexy girl wants me to come to her place with wine. I was totally looking forward for some em nerdery, but, alas, it's been a long time since I've had my pole caressed and I really really really really really really really really need it. So, here I am...to tell you papergoose, I won't be there tonight. I know, I'm an ass....though, we will get together as soon as you're available next.
So please, don't think I'm a total flake...just a tiny one at that.
Best of fun tonight mate,
Steamboat Ian
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01/19/08
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daterofzfigz
Had I still had my penis, that Yee-Haw would have made me impontent. But don't mind me.
01/19/08
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cbit
lolol manly high five!
01/19/08
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skab
it's your duty
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skab
to please that booty
01/19/08
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zfigz
I'm in Texas...it's how we commence and finish things around here...
Yee-HAW!
01/19/08
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zfigz
er. . . and I'm Texan.
01/19/08
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dylan
I think it is totally within reason to flake out on your buddy to get laid. Especially if it has been a long dry spell like it has been for me. Oops, did i just write that? Please disregard that...
01/19/08
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zfigz
if I were to tell you how this girl found you'd shit your pants...message me if you're interested...I seriously can't post it in in fear she stumbles upon this blog somehow.
01/19/08
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prugelknaben
how this girl found what? that i shit my pants? i didnt shit my pants? what didnt i understand?
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i hear you say all this stuf about sexy gurl ...
welll i guess this blog calls for maybe more than ever::::
PPIICCSS OORR SSTTFFUU
01/19/08
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j_chot
bros before ho's is for those that don't knows.
GET'ERDONE!!!!!
01/19/08
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zfigz
ok ok . . . so here's the deal. I hardly ever use myspace and so one day I noticed someone added me...I was like "Eh, another slut bot trying to get me to visit their stupid sex cam site." I checked it just to make sure and I realized it might someone real because she had more than one pic etc etc. So I messaged her, turns out she just moved to Austin from Indiana. So I thought, ok, I'll add her. I managed to get her chat info so I could chat her up casually here and there. Last night I was chatting with her while I was at work. She asked me to call her, so after work I called her up and managed to make her laugh a few times *score!*. When I got home I started to chat her up again and she wanted me to go to her place with a bottle of wine. So I was like...hmmm, I've got plans already....she kept on asking me yada yada yada. So I finally was like "Fuck it!" Sent an email to papergoose and wrote this blog.
A miracle from Jesus I tell ya...fuckin' Jesus, why don't you give me more pussy miracles like this?!
01/19/08
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kidko
hahahahaa! Dude, this is brilliant. Texas is the place when a man needs to get laid!
I'll be moved to Austin by April. By then you should be used to regular action and I can join you boys for the Dsp wankery night!
01/20/08
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zfigz
I sure hope so kidko ;o)
Will you still be with OkraTron 5000, Inc? or?
01/20/08
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kidko
yeah, we're moving the game audio studio to Austin! I'm verrry excited
01/21/08
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papergoose
wow, I'm late to this party.
I was worried about the sexual tension zfigz would be pressing on me anyway, so I'm glad he got his whistle wet.
Kidko: I know some peeps doing game audio here.... Uh... That's all really. Neat, eh? See you soon.
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