If your girl likes Cristal
StoreTags: jay-z, cristal, bling
Author: skab on July 18 2006
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--> slightly old news, but since the hilarious "spat" between jay-z and frederic rouzaud i've been thinking a lot about brands and music. the good old days of celebrity endorsements seems to have been surpassed by the current batch of rappers name-checking brands without getting paid.

leornard pitts in the chicago tribune said: " Rap could have been, should have been, a truth-teller and world-shaker. Instead, it has largely contented itself with being free advertising for corporate titans, selling fake cool.

It is painful to know that Jay-Z has sold that lie to young people by the millions. What's more painful is that apparently, he also bought it himself."



gideon rachman in the economist said: "n his number one hit “Hard Knock Life”, Jay-Z raps, “Let’s sip the Cris and get pissy-pissy”. Cristal has been so visible at Mr Combs’s concerts that onlookers have wondered whether the venerable champagne house was sponsoring the event."


what bugs me the most about all of this is that big corporations (not cristal, tho) are spending millions of dollars employing marketing firms not just to advertise their products, but also to train the next generation to be better consumers and more responsive to advertising.

anyone up for making a compilation dedicated to dissing brand names?

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I made a song about comcast cable sucking awhile ago for a friend who just got it. it was posted here a while back.

i love beverages.

celibacyclub said: "i love beverages."



traitor!
logicfray - posted on the old site?

i just registered ilovebeverages.com

because i do. i plan on reviewing things to drink based on taste, value, health effect, and availability.

totally ot, sorry.

make sure you include the Apple and Eve lemonade/green tea mix. it is DELISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

skab said: "
celibacyclub said: "i love beverages."



traitor!
logicfray - posted on the old site?"



yea i can email it to anyone who wants, its super cheesy. Just Emmail me your email Address.

reviewing drinks is good.

just don't blatantly endorse "iced" drinks over others is all i'm saying ;)

The complete turnaround and sly takeover of hip hop has been incredible. What was once a music that was all about expression of how hard life was for people (and was about having fun as well) has turned into this multibillion pound industry that churns out dirge thats all about 'gettin' paid' and living it up.

The comments by frederic rouzaud about the 'types' his company's product was being associated with is almost on par with Gerald Ratners (although Ratner said his product were shit and the punters were idiots for buying it but its commercial suicide all the same).
Ahh good old Gerald Ratner! It'd be fun to watch rouzaud destroy his company in the same fashion.
i guess he doesn't have the same marketing people as mercedes-benz

hahaha top hip hop brands of 2005. mercs in 1st place and AK-47 in 10th!!! classic

thats a great idea!!

I will totally write a song that disses brand names.

Right after I buy some new music gear that I need.

I think I'll make fun of Aphex Twin, 808 State, the Hafler Trio, Prototype 909, M1 Alternative, Juno Reactor.....

those brands are worn out mlbot. get with the times.

OK, I'll diss on Machinedrum

IS THAT D00D A FREAKIN' SELLOUT OR WHAT?

i should start calling myself super jupiter. maybe someone will give me one.

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