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Assassin's Creed + Melatonin
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Author: tantan on April 11 2008
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--> Been playing a lot of Assassin's Creed and taking melatonin every night, and had the awesomest dream last night.

Saddam was still in power, and I was an assassin who had to go undercover at his palace. I had to get all wrapped up in muslim robes and go stay at his palace and become his bud so that I could spy on him and eventually stab him to death. We started to hang out together and drink wine and talk literature. At some point, however, a bunch of militant dudes busted in and started shooting everyone and I thought I was going to die, but then the crew of the Enterprise beamed in to rescue me. However, Mr. Scott, who was played by Shaun of the Dead (as he plays him in the new movie) was crushed by a falling ceiling beam and died while exlaiming "I failed ye."
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omg lolzzzzzzzz all around

Lol i TOLD ya this stuff was awesome. Some of these dreams are better than hallucinating by a landslide because they make so much more sense- they're cohesive narratives. wtf? There's something to the fact that all of our dreams are taking these similar forms.
Last night I dreamed I was handed a neon rave flyer that cast a spell on me. As soon as I looked at it, rave music started playing(wish I could name the song- I would know it if i heard it!) and a middle school student in a plaid shirt would appear and punch me in the face. Also, red and green lasers can out of the eyes of the fat girl who gave me the flyer. The only to free myself from the curse was to place a mirror on top of my head to bounce the lasers off my head at a rave club nearby. Turns out the whole thing was just an act of bulldyke man hating on behalf of the flyer distributor.
In real life, the blue angels were practicing flight drills overhead and flying low in formation, and I think that was the deafening bass at the club in my dream.

atum said: "i've read that game is good, is it a role playing game or an action/adventure?"

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Last night I dreamed I was an eskimo. The cold winds began to blow, and it was 100 degrees below zero. My mama cried "Nanook a no,no".
Right about that time, a fur trapper strictly from commercial, commenced to whipping on my favorite baby seal with a lead-filled snowshoe. That got me just about as evil as an eskimo kid could be, so I reached down and I scooped down and rubbed handfulls of yellow snow into his beady little eyes. You know, the yellow snow where the huskies go. Then we went for pancakes.

Oh wait, that wasn't me.

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