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ok, i go to make a pbj sammich
look for peanut butter, none around. i set to the long work of making myself some toast with jelly and butter.
and then i notice THERE'S PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FINGER
WTF
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j_chot
too much marijuanna
05/11/08
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EsromCole
You have been visited by the Peanutbutter Demon. You 48 hours to cover your fingers with bread and jelly as well or absolutely nothing will happen.
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DrexonField
that's crazy! I eat in my sleep sometimes and I used a pair of scissors as a spoon once to scoop the peanut butter. I didn't' realize it until i went to use the scissors the next day and, well......yea. they were basically covered in peanut butter.
maybe the bit o peanut butter you found was already in the jelly jar. that happens to me all the time. 
05/11/08
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ignatius
that's not peanut butter.
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utofbu
so, like... was it on the jelly jar? Im thinking it may be the culpret, perhaps there is a hair sample on the jelly jar. Perhaps this is PEANUT BUTTER MURDER!
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astroid
ariel had some "theory" about a peanut butter knife in the jelly jar too and i was like NO...IT'S A FUCKING....SIGN
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ignatius
astroid said: "ariel had some "theory" about a peanut butter knife in the jelly jar too and i was like NO...IT'S A FUCKING....SIGN"
maybe you have the power to manifest peanut butter on your fingers?
05/11/08
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astroid
no more long lines at the peanut stand!
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electrodan
I will bring Peanut butter to the wedding... or I will arrive covered in it. one or the other.
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j_chot
yeah, when are you marrying that woman?
05/12/08
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Roshi
phantom pb
ooooooooooooo
05/12/08
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DerryGodo
how did you verify it's PB-ness? did you just go ahead and taste the mystery-substance?
05/12/08
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astroid
i saw, sniffed, and tasted
05/12/08
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astroid
poo, apparently, has an awful smell but a bitter, non-flavorful taste. i know because i asked on 4chan AND THEY FUCKING KNOW, k? so, when i ascentained that it wasn't random POOP that ended up on my finger, yeah i fucken tasted it. big deal.
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monkvolcano
don't look now but yer made of peanut butter.
guess u sprung a leak.
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