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Author: astroid on May 11 2008
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--> ok, i go to make a pbj sammich

look for peanut butter, none around. i set to the long work of making myself some toast with jelly and butter.

and then i notice THERE'S PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FINGER

WTF
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was it chunky or creamy?

organic chunky

MMMMMmmmmmm! sounds excellent

eating peanut butter with scissors has blown my mind

astroid said: "eating peanut butter with scissors has blown my mind"


this frikkin blog has blown my mind

that was the first time I realized I ate in my sleep. at first I just looked at the scissors like "why the hell is there peanut butter on them"? and then realized what I had done.
I seem to eat in my sleep a lot now which sucks because I was looking forward to eating some peanut butter twix I bought, but ended up eating ALL of them while sleeping the other night. I also removed the wrappers and left most of them in the bed. ugghhhhhh....!

haha i sleepwalk pretty bad too, but sleep-eating has to be the ultimate

did you by any chance pick your nose prior to this happening?

this frikkin blog has blown my mind



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sleepeating is ace. youre working out and eating all healthy in the day but end up a fat slob.

sorry, community. i was about to tell the story to jdg, and realized that i'd end up telling the same story to about 6 people, so i thought it'd be more efficient to blog it. if someone wants to ban me, it might be a reasonable idea.

I for one quite enjoyed this blahg.

Surprise peanut butter!

never oily, never dry

Astroid's so fat, he sweats peanut butter

If peanut butter is to astroid, Porpoise is to water.

although Visualizing scott surfacing in a sea of peanut butter and shooting peanut butter out of a blow hole.

I mean.. Chocolate sunset with banana sky.

so you sending me a wedding rsvp or what?
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this could be the beginnings of some sort of avant garde JIF commercial

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