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Author: astroid on May 11 2008
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--> ok, i go to make a pbj sammich

look for peanut butter, none around. i set to the long work of making myself some toast with jelly and butter.

and then i notice THERE'S PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FINGER

WTF
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Astroid brand peanut butter. twice as many nuts at JDG-brand peanut butter.

and double the mayo paste too.
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astroids so fat, his middle name is sarlacc

utofbu said: "If peanut butter is to astroid, Porpoise is to water.

although Visualizing scott surfacing in a sea of peanut butter and shooting peanut butter out of a blow hole.

I mean.. Chocolate sunset with banana sky.

"


who's your CO?
guess the humidity in LA really makes that PB steam.
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never let Astroid baby sit
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prugelknaben said: "sleepeating is ace. youre working out and eating all healthy in the day but end up a fat slob."

sleep-working-out would be much much better

skab said: "link"


caution, may cause permanant "lol"
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OMG! OMG! ITS NOT COMING OFF! OMG!
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speechless

good thing i put on a diaper before wildn out on the pb

Yeah, if you had mixed your chocolate and peanut butter we'd have to call you Reeses.

Astroid, dude that's gotta be the lamest mutant power ever.

EsromCole said: "Astroid, dude that's gotta be the lamest mutant power ever."


i don't know...'powdered toast man' could maybe use a partner.
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4 out of 5 supervillians have a severe allergy to Peanuts. FACT.

little known and most often unexploited weakness.

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