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OHMYGOD i TOTALLY JUST REMEMBERED THIS TOTALLY BITCHING DREAM i HAD!
So I was on the starship enterprise. well, I *think* it was, because there were alot of characters from startrek, but they were all dressed different and had different haircuts and picard had a beard.(with a orange plastic vest over a thermal shirt) some people were wearing the regular star command outfit, and some had more eclectic (casual?) outfits. more like how people on fishingboats might dress but the main focus of the dream is that there was this weird animal mass of tenticals growing on the ship. It was ensnareing people and also seemed to metabolize the very air it's self. NOW, the reason I was on the enterprise is unclear, but what was clear is that I was pulled out of my original time. For apparently no reason whatsoever, I knew how to kill the monster. the monster was sensitive to some chemical that are in potatos (?). So I run to the food replicator, and to my dismay, potatos in the future are apparently the size of a child. but I hoist it over my head anyway and begin to run through the halls. Everyone was looking at me like I had lost my mind, but I seemed to know what I was doing. I doged people zapping and being eaten by the monster and go down the hall. I ran for about 2 min with this damn potato, looking for the back of the monster.(the most sensitive part apparently) I get there, and I heave the potato with all my might, then I ran like hell before the monster could notice who threw it. by the time I get around to the front of the hall (where the monster's tentacles were) it seems that the alien had seemingly evaporated. Captain picard is congradulating me and seems a bit senile. the fact that his orange plastic vest is stuffed with tootsieroll pops is not helping. (why am I dreaming this?!) I mention that I need to get back to my time to play a performance, and I need my computer back (which is there too for some reason) Picard says "oh, you don't need that anymore" and comically zaps the desktop computer on a desk behind him and theres a tiny puff of smoke and a huge burn mark, some redshirt was using it, and looks startled, then disapointed when it gets vaporized. Picard then hands me the future model of the ipod, which is capible of playing AND making music, and informs me that my files are on there. (I also notice that ableton live is on there. so I walk through the portal window directly onto an outdoor stage on a pretty summer day where 20-30 people await me. And then it's understood that I "rock out" in a 90's afterschool special fashion.
(the picture has nothing to do with the dream, I just thought it was funny.)
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05/22/08
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Lara
totally awesome.
05/23/08
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kenrestivo
That's awesome.
With a potato that big, you could make a hell of a lot of Cajun stir-fry. It'd be hard co-o-o-o-o-re!
Also, there definitely are devices the size of an iPod available now (like new open game consoles that run Linux) that can make music well enough to run a whole live set. I'm sure videos of them have been posted here before.
05/23/08
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j_chot
kenrestivo said: "That's awesome.
With a potato that big, you could make a hell of a lot of Cajun stir-fry. It'd be hard co-o-o-o-o-re!
Also, there definitely are devices the size of an iPod available now (like new open game consoles that run Linux) that can make music well enough to run a whole live set. I'm sure videos of them have been posted here before."
yes, but are they FROM THE FUUUUUUTUUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAUSE mine was like...............6 teslabytes which is like 6 million terrabytes..or some shit.
also some how, it was PRACTICAL!! I;m not sure how though.... I wouldn't want to make music with something that small.
05/25/08
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whitecar
Ha ha Awesome dream. I have only had one dream that I can remember that featured a Star Trek character:
In my dream, I had just bought a Zoviet France 7" record and found it had a secret groove on side two that had a recorded phone number and a message to call the number to claim a prize!
I called the number and Data from Star Trek Next Generation answers and says "Congratulations sir, you have won a turkey" I say " A turkey? I can't keep a turkey in my house. I don't have room for a turkey and I don't even know how to care for a turkey"
There was a long pause and then Data says "The turkey will be dead sir"
And then I woke up.
05/25/08
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j_chot
I like whitecar's dream more.
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