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Author: bllix on May 29 2008
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--> I was preparing to post about going to see Richie Hawtin tonight, but he "was too under the weather to travel". I can "still come check out Magda and Heartthrob free of charge."

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Is he going to be in full star trek gear? link

i'm going to put together my own tour this summer: "Mystery of the Magic Balls"

article said: "Ignatius must have recently watched The Matrix, because he has broken his self-imposed 10 weeks of silence by unveiling The Balls.

Said to be "highly advanced communications devices that respond positively to the presence of humans," The Balls are, according to a press release, Ignatius' latest exploration in how DJs interact with their audiences. The strange, shiny Balls will be present for the CONTAKT event series, set to take place over the next several months in cities around the world.

Show attendees will sign up for a CONTAKT membership card, which contains a microchip devised from the same technology as The Balls. With this card, members will be identified and acknowledged upon arrival at the shows, and will be able to interact with the Balls via iPones and WiFi-enabled devices, download unreleased viruses, upload demos, or just kneel in front of the Balls and look awed like that dude pictured above. Those who choose to participate will have the chance to win a Native Instrument "Scratch" System.

It remains to be seen as to whether or not these nebulous, vaguely described pieces of technology will spell hours of fun or sci-fi disaster, but at the very least, fans will get to catch some great music by Ignatius. Don't forget to wish him a speedy recovery."

don't touch it! it's evil!
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advice: Just run if iggy asks you if you want to see his balls

Also, lame that Richie was feeling "under the weather"

license said: "don't touch it! it's evil!"


priceless. i've seen "time bandits" a million times.

mlbot - remind me to contact you when i need a one sheet for my next release.

ignatius said: "
license said: "don't touch it! it's evil!"


priceless. i've seen "time bandits" a million times.
"


Then you know the quote is actually no don't touch it its... its pure evil.
mlbot said: "
ignatius said: "
license said: "don't touch it! it's evil!"


priceless. i've seen "time bandits" a million times.
"


Then you know the quote is actually no don't touch it its... its pure evil."


maybe we are thinking of a different scene in the movie. at the end of the movie the kid yells at his parents and says "don't touch it! it's evil!". then they touch it and blow up and sean connery the fireman leaves the scene.

we went from star trek richie hawtin to balls to time bandit's in 3 moves. that's quite efficient.

I'm gonna watch it tonight.

In that ending scene, the kid definitely says pure evil. not just plain evil. not mostly evil. not now-with-50%-more evil. But PURE evil.

the difference is very important to me. ;)

now let's talk about ocdbot's sausages

ignatius said: "we went from star trek richie hawtin to balls to time bandit's in 3 moves. that's quite efficient."


Dont get too excited.
The distance between Richie hawtin and smaller-than-normal balls isn't as great as you might believe.

lol @ ocdbot

Quit lolling at me.

i can't defend myself when I'm too busy arranging my sausages in alphabetical order.

Now where was I?

Andouille
Bratwurst
hot Dock
hot Italian
Kielbasa
Polish...
Knackwurst

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